United Thread | 2025/26

[SWPISHOME]

If Wolves even take a point at the weekend it'll be hilarious

Wolves have to win sometime ;)

Funny as fuck if it was Monday night!

Monday nights aren't going too well for the Rags so far, a defeat to 10 man Everton and a draw with West Ham.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

BBC headline - West Ham deny United from top 5 spot.

What relevance is 5th anyway ?

It's the new 1st, apparently. If you wear a red shirt, anyhow.

 

[Kippax77]

40 yrs ago they'd be the first team on my pools coupon

 

[vincent]

BBC headline - West Ham deny United from top 5 spot.

What relevance is 5th anyway ?

Bizarre headline

 

[Vienna_70]

Wolves have to win sometime ;)

Funny as fuck if it was Monday night!

Monday nights aren't going too well for the Rags so far, a defeat to 10 man Everton and a draw with West Ham.

Today is Thursday.

 

[simmo]

Went to Trafford Centre earlier and there was a stall with calendars and football stuff. There was a small book - Manchester United’s Greatest games.

I said to my daughter - I bet none of the matches in it are from the last 10 years.

 

[cleavers]

What the actual fuck is that?

Pathetic.

 

[borassic]

They aren’t back then or are they?

 

[HelloCity]

BBC headline - West Ham deny United from top 5 spot.

What relevance is 5th anyway ?

 

[mike1923]

That Martinez has become a better player with all the games he’s missed. His band average but puts the odd hard tackle in to get fans onside

He’s a liability. Every tackle he makes he either gets booked or gets injured and misses 8 months

 

[Bluekiwi]

It must have been a really crap game - Hoofoot's highlight package was all of THREE minutes - they are usually a minimum of EIGHT minutes.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Absolute clowns. Half of them all “I said we’d score! I said we’d score” and when West Ham score half of them are all “I knew it, I just knew they’d score….”

Why don’t they buy lottery tickets every week?

 

[SWPISHOME]

Today is Thursday.

Haha fucking hell I'm all over the place :)

Cheered me up though, Friday tomorrow so!

 

[city2]

Have to question the media agenda for giving rags full exposure. From 24 November until end of December there are 6 nights when only one PL match is being played. YEP - it’s Rags each time so there is no option for tv footie fans (globally probably) but to watch the rags on those nights. This includes Boxing Day when traditionally all clubs used to play & football was a Boxing Day treat.

The top clubs all play on a night when there are several matches to choose from.

What is going on?? Why are the rags being given special attention???

So we can have a real fucking laugh when they show their games.

 

[WestGorton]

They are a right load of tits. On the field and off the field.

 

[The Colonel]

What the actual fuck is that?

A tribute to the sleazy rotten meat merchant Edwards family perhaps?

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

If Wolves even take a point at the weekend it'll be hilarious

They are due a result for me. Did ok versus Villa and Forest. I am gonna wet my bed if they get something off the rag diving cunts

 

[The Colonel]

It's the new 1st, apparently. If you wear a red shirt, anyhow.

The amount of times that sky and the news was banging on about going level with Chelsea if they had won you’d think Chelsea were champions elect.

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

Absolute clowns. Half of them all “I said we’d score! I said we’d score” and when West Ham score half of them are all “I knew it, I just knew they’d score….”

Why don’t they buy lottery tickets every week?

Weird fucking cunts

 

[Dannyblue52]

BBC headline - West Ham deny United from top 5 spot.

What relevance is 5th anyway ?

It's the cra p Thu rsday night leage