United Thread | 2025/26

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I think the executives and ex players turned football oracle’s deserve a pay rise. I havnt laughed as much in a while after they sacked amiron. Round and round they go never finding that mythical rag dna. It’s so secret know one apart from Giggs, fletch, Neville, ole, Keane, Carrick, Yorker, Cole, Scholes, butt? Wio know about it.

With this combined inside knowledge, the dna must be shinning like a halo. They all have the answers to fix the rags but none have acted on said knowledge. Maybe they along with GPC and Gill are the problems? Nah don’t say that out loud.

The ex cons have created a fake narrative around the club that doesn’t exist that’s why they can’t find it. “Club washing” it’s called in the media.

I can’t wait for the latest instalment. It’s sick I know but our rise and their fall is something I didn’t truly think was possible due to their revenue streams and projected image in the mail/bbc/sky and it’s fucking hilarious.

The rags to borrow an analogy from stranger things…live on another planet. The only thing connecting them to earth is this mysterious dna wormhole(GPC pissy pants) that shows reruns of the champions league robbery against Munich.

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Franny 1234 said:
Was in the car earlier when the radio said Ole is returning.
The wife who knows next to nothing about football said.
Didn’t he get sacked by then a few years back how embarrassing is that.
She then said where is his personal pride going back to a job you already been sacked from and not even a full time position.
After a pause for a while she said you told me when football managers get sacked they get a big payout and get another job in management at a different club. So how come this Ole isn't working already.
I had to laugh
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She’s a keeper.
 
mattcity5 said:
Not sure if posted already, but just seen this online, apparently from Gabby Agbonlahor...

"Gabriel Agbonlahor speaks out on Manchester United’s ‘DNA’...

"Gary Neville has said that Manchester United have got to appoint a manager that fits the DNA of their club. So this got me wondering… what is Manchester United’s DNA?”

“Let me tell you.”

“It’s waving Norwich scarves in the air after every loss. It’s not getting a haircut until five wins in a row. It’s losing a European final to Tottenham Hotspur.”

“It’s firing staff to save money, only to sack managers and rack up a bill of over £30 million.
It’s having Mark Goldbridge screaming in his mum’s basement.”

“It’s having a stadium that’s literally falling down.
It’s every former player having their own bloody podcast.
It’s asking, “What would Fergie do?”
It’s increasing ticket prices for kids.
It’s losing 7–0 to Liverpool.”

“It’s packed lunches for your staff.
It’s shouting “attack, attack, attack” while sitting back against bottom-of-the-league sides.
It’s hiring former players to cover up the mess at the club and calling it “returning to our DNA”.
And finally, it’s teams doing the double over you season after season.”

“What a joke.”

“A laughing stock of a football club.""



Guy's gone up in my estimation...
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A guy who writes that and pisses off that nob Klopp is a hero in my eyes… give him a statue
 
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Robinho's Subbuteo said:
I don’t have an issue with anyone talking about The Rags’ DNA provided it stands for Delusional Narcissistic Arrogance.
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Theyve got some "front" them wankers! Fletcher lauding the wonderful Manchisteh younited acedamy in front of the world media ,completely dismissing the fact he sent his sons to Citys.Not surprising no journo had the balls to question him on this !
 
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