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KentBlue said:
Remember the Swales Out campaign? The utterly demoralising turmoil we went through with that? And the Forward With Frannie stuff? Still relatively fresh in the minds of us FOC's. But now the boot is firmly on the other foot.
Just as those glory-hunting fuckwits from Trafford were so eager to stick the knife in, so we must now return the favour...with interest.

Obviously I can only speak from my neck of the woods, but the old adage 'forewarned is forearmed' is much in evidence around here, because there has been an uncanny dearth of raggies around these parts for the past few years.
At one time it was wall to wall plastics: you couldn't move without bumping into some overweight gimp with a fading rag shirt with the word Beckscum across the back. A fat-faced mummy's boy who had probably never ventured further than Croydon in his lifetime. Round granny-glasses, trying desperately to look like John Lennon - and failing. Peering nervously like a short-sighted owl on a tree branch, fearful in case anyone should enquire as to when did he last go to the swamp and see a game.
You don't see them anymore. They have become an endangered species: the lesser-spotted plastic rag.

Personally, I hope to fuck they go the same way as the dodo.
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Doesn't take much to be a winner there these days - it turns out you don't even have to, you know... win.

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Rags:

Want: Thomas Tuchel
Gets: Tommy Cannon

Their hubris astounds me. No top coach is going there knowing GPC is running the show.

Gollum tried to clear it all out but Taggart's players in the coaching staff undermined him.

They will only improve when they realised they are mediocre.

Long may their arrogance continue.
 
Gonna be full on scum wanking session on tnt later, think all the classics will be used DNA , New stadium . pisscan , bekscum the bingo card will be full before the first advert break!
 
Blue Mist said:
Sooooooo, Olly was shit and they sacked him.
Now he's not good enough to manage the team, merely see it through until May when a proper manager will be appointed.
Has Olly got no principles or self respect?
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Sounds like he's going to have a larger bank balance (Untied DNA.... keep taking the money)
 
lonestay said:
Gonna be full on scum wanking session on tnt later, think all the classics will be used DNA , New stadium . pisscan , bekscum the bingo card will be full before the first advert break!
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An impartial TNT pundit team of Paul Scholes, Nicky Butt and Andy Cole.

Commontary from Crimson Clive and Danny Higginbotham
 
TinFoilHat said:
An impartial TNT pundit team of Paul Scholes, Nicky Butt and Andy Cole.

Commontary from Crimson Clive and Danny Higginbotham
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its gonna be nauseating, but gonna watch cos nothing better than scum losing on TV in front of the masses !
 
roach3 said:
More ragcafe delusion
This is about pep

“Good coach, but never had the tests that coaches like Mourinho and Sir Alex had - winning trophies with underdog teams, so he'll never be ranked at the same level as them.”
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The pisscan an underdog at the rags?

They really don’t have a fucking clue, do they?
 
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