United Thread | 2025/26

[Bobby Taylor's Pub Team]

MOTD trolling us with a table where the red shit are top…. Wait for it…

Fewest players used in the league since Carrick took charge.

Oh wait actually joint top - with 3 other teams. But united at #1 for no reason in a meaningless table. What the fuck am I watching.

 

[give it to gordon]

MOTD trolling us with a table where the red shit are top…. Wait for it…

Fewest players used in the league since Carrick took charge.

Oh wait actually joint top - with 3 other teams. But united at #1 for no reason in a meaningless table. What the fuck am I watching.

Did MOTD also mention that rags have only played once a week this year, which of course would mean less injuries and more time to recover from any injuries lol

 

[blue b4 the moon]

MOTD trolling us with a table where the red shit are top…. Wait for it…

Fewest players used in the league since Carrick took charge.

Oh wait actually joint top - with 3 other teams. But united at #1 for no reason in a meaningless table. What the fuck am I watching.

One game a week at the most, didn't they have 4/5 weeks off over March & April in a block?

Little need to rotate when what the stat really means is the squad is paper thin.

 

[Newman Noggs]

I can see why they would give it to him with the numbers but it only coz of where he plays, not the performance IMO that gets him the ultimate vote. Another easy decision to protect the brand!

The numbers are the excuse, not the reason.

 

[bluemullet]

The rags haven't been a successful team for years. We're literally talking decades.

I was counting the rags as an unsuccessful team and making the point in that group there are probably far more worthy winners.

 

[Tracking back]

I was counting the rags as an unsuccessful team and making the point in that group there are probably far more worthy winners.

Yes, I know you were.

I was being pedantic and I never miss an opportunity to berate the filthy rags.

 

[Vienna_70]

The rags haven't been a successful team for years. We're literally talking decades.

Not quite.

Their last title was 13 years ago. That’s not even a decade and a half.

 

[citizen_maine]

Not quite.

Their last title was 13 years ago. That’s not even a decade and a half.

It's 1.3 decades

 

[Tracking back]

Not quite.

Their last title was 13 years ago. That’s not even a decade and a half.

Okay, decade then "singular"

Can we at least agree they're shite?

 

[bluemullet]

Yes, I know you were.

I was being pedantic and I never miss an opportunity to berate the filthy rags.

Ah soz. Me neither mate

 

[Vienna_70]

Okay, decade then "singular"

Can we at least agree they're shite?

Of course.

 

[Cigs&Alc]

Fuck I hope they bring back Carrick.

 

[Gazza]

Wow a rag carded for a dive

Probably because it was a nothing game, league decider and it's a penalty plus a sending off.

 

[pride in battle]

One game a week at the most, didn't they have 4/5 weeks off over March & April in a block?

Little need to rotate when what the stat really means is the squad is paper thin.

It was nearly 6 weeks in the end

 

[Johnnyblue7]

Has anyone got any idea what day the open top bus parade is?????
FFS the desperation to try and get them into a relevant conversation.
The assist record cup, another trophy to add to their history.

 

[Penfold the Duke]

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Has anyone got any idea what day the open top bus parade is?????
FFS the desperation to try and get them into a relevant conversation.
The assist record cup, another trophy to add to their history.

I reckon he’s going, just about time for him to win something before it’s too late. If they don’t get investment quickly in the summer, he might be watching it and think bollocks to this.

 

[mrbelfry]

Getting a bit sick of United fans trying to get all pally pally and hoping we beat arsenal to the title. Find it all a bit patronising. In a United v Hitler Youth football game i wouldn't be happy about it but I'd be wearing lederhosen and eating schnitzel

 

[beast]

Bert Trautmann says hi

 

[Vienna_70]

Getting a bit sick of United fans trying to get all pally pally and hoping we beat arsenal to the title. Find it all a bit patronising. In a United v Hitler Youth football game i wouldn't be happy about it but I'd be wearing lederhosen and eating schnitzel

I’d support an XI including Trump, Putin and Farage against the rags.

 

[Blueboy73]

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Has anyone got any idea what day the open top bus parade is?????
FFS the desperation to try and get them into a relevant conversation.
The assist record cup, another trophy to add to their history.

Turd polishing at it's finest.
We could finish the season with the same or more trophies than the plague carrier has won in six and a half seasons at the self appointed "world's greatest football club" (tm) in what is essentially a transition season.