Local nutters/eccentrics

[Rascal]

A postt upstairs in the Daft Donald thread gave this link to some Manc based nutters/eccentrics

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Who are you local nutters/eccentrics?


In Cheadle we had Andy the Kraut, a window cleaner who after a few beers would suddenly become German and goosestep about playing Deutschland uber alles on his accordian and crazy Jane whose sexual desires were well known. My mate shagged her and afterwards she threatened to cut his cock off whilst wielding a kitchen knife if he didnt get hard again.


We also had Mad Malc, he would only speak in a John Cooper Clark poem way. Probs a mad genius him.

 

[Cellarite]

Flat Cap Al used to knock around the Eccles / Salford 6 area asking people to order his chips for him and collecting glasses in the Inn of Good Hope and White Horse. Then Liz McDonald took over the White Horse and barred him. The locals were up in arms and boycotted the pub until she withdrew her ban. Flat Cap Al returned to piss off many a drinker trying to have a quiet pint.

 

[2sheikhs]

In Middleton there were 2 characters who used to frequent the graveyard. Wankey Joe and Pyjama Joe. (although I think wankey Joe was just pyjama joe with his jama bottoms off)

 

[BWTAC]

Haha, Johnny Rocco is on that list, we used to frequent The Napolean in Openshaw late 80's early 90's on a Friday afternoon for the strippers and he was always in there. Proper full of shit he was, but funny to watch him, Rocco the Cocco, brings back memories that Rasc.

 

[Cellarite]

Did anyone frequently inhabit the Brass Tally in Salford?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Haha, Johnny Rocco is on that list, we used to frequent The Napolean in Openshaw late 80's early 90's on a Friday afternoon for the strippers and he was always in there. Proper full of shit he was, but funny to watch him, Rocco the Cocco, brings back memories that Rasc.

Johnny also used to go in the Feathers in Ashton, your right he was full of shit but he was funny.

 

[2sheikhs]

Vinegar Vera. She worked at sarsons pickle factory and used to tease us in the pub when we were about 16. She was about 50 then and had massive tits. A couple of my mates slung her one but she said I was too young. Even though she was as rough as a farmers arse, I was gutted. At that age though I'd have shagged a rip in a fur coat.

 

[Ducado]

Used to know this guy who used to be a mod on a city forum, he packed it in, and started dressing as a pirate, then he started thinking he was Che Guevara, he used to have a load of mates who followed him about one called Kev if I remember right, anyway last I heard he thought he was a living God sad case his real name escapes me ;-)

 

[Cellarite]

Used to know this guy who used to be a mod on a city forum, he packed it in, and started dressing as a pirate, then he started thinking he was Che Guevara, he used to have a load of mates who followed him about one called Kev if I remember right, anyway last I heard he thought he was a living God sad case his real name escapes me ;-)

It certainly takes allsorts doesn't it? I know a group of loons called Norris, Bill, Ducky, Bananaman and another who I won't name but who has a fetish for nudey photos of himself. They claim they hold all the power on a City forum despite everyone knowing full well that El Presidente calls the shots.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Not local but i used to work in St Anns Square and there just to a be a woman who smelled absolutely disgusting and she used to walk around with a shopping trolley full of bread feeding the pigeons. On a couple of occasions she dropped her knickers and pissed on the floor

There also used to be a bloke who would walk around The Arndale Centre in the early 90's who had a stereo strapped to his shopping trolley with Elvis and Country And Western on full blast

 

[The Flash]

There's a complete nutter round here, keeps posting about how Spurs are somehow the best team in footballing history and feels that we, as City fans, give a fucking shit.

He won't read this thread so I can safely say the man is a fucking deluded ****.

If he is, then THFC01612286262, you deluded ****.

 

[Carstairs]

There's a complete nutter round here, keeps posting about how Spurs are somehow the best team in footballing history and feels that we, as City fans, give a fucking shit.

He won't read this thread so I can safely say the man is a fucking deluded ****.

If he is, then THFC01612286262, you deluded ****.

I'd like to see some statistical evidence of this man's cuntishness.

Perhaps a Venn Diagram.

 

[Cellarite]

There's a complete nutter round here, keeps posting about how Spurs are somehow the best team in footballing history and feels that we, as City fans, give a fucking shit.

He won't read this thread so I can safely say the man is a fucking deluded ****.

If he is, then THFC01612286262, you deluded ****.

If that's the number for Piccadilly Radio or an advert on there, then I'm embarrassed to remember it after 13 years away from Manchester.

 

[Dogtanian]

I can remember Bruce Springsteen boy really well, he used to brighten up Rochdale bus station when i lived there for a couple of years.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

There's a complete nutter round here, keeps posting about how Spurs are somehow the best team in footballing history and feels that we, as City fans, give a fucking shit.

He won't read this thread so I can safely say the man is a fucking deluded ****.

If he is, then THFC01612286262, you deluded ****.

If that's the number for Piccadilly Radio or an advert on there, then I'm embarrassed to remember it after 13 years away from Manchester.

Rings a bell here aswell

 

[The Flash]

There's a complete nutter round here, keeps posting about how Spurs are somehow the best team in footballing history and feels that we, as City fans, give a fucking shit.

He won't read this thread so I can safely say the man is a fucking deluded ****.

If he is, then THFC01612286262, you deluded ****.

If that's the number for Piccadilly Radio or an advert on there, then I'm embarrassed to remember it after 13 years away from Manchester.

Haha! Good spot! And Yes, it was. Dial it now, I dare you.

 

[nelsons willie]

Haha, Johnny Rocco is on that list, we used to frequent The Napolean in Openshaw late 80's early 90's on a Friday afternoon for the strippers and he was always in there. Proper full of shit he was, but funny to watch him, Rocco the Cocco, brings back memories that Rasc.

Johnny also used to go in the Feathers in Ashton, your right he was full of shit but he was funny.

Johnny went everywhere. Well known for his friendship with frank sinatra, in fact he called him one night from the pub phone demanding the 1k frank owed him.

 

[kippax_blueboy]

Do we have less eccentrics these days?
I always use to see people in Manchester or at City who i thought a little mentally unbalanced not many these days.

Am I walking round with my eyes shut?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Do we have less eccentrics these days?
I always use to see people in Manchester or at City who i thought a little mentally unbalanced not many these days.

Am I walking round with my eyes shut?

They all hang around Piccadilly Gardens now. That seems to be the meeting point for the City Centre nutters

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

"Walkie" Woman spends all day walking between Waterfoot and Rawtenstall in a Fleece, jogging bottoms and trainers every day.......




I was in Penrith a few weeks ago and this guy, who looked like a tramp, about 60 years old with a long unkempt beard, and carrying a big stick jumped out straight in front of me out of a shop doorway, eyeballed me and shouted as loud as he could "ARE YOU GOING TO HIT ME IN THE FACE OR NOT!!"......I replied "Why, do you want me to?".......he wandered off muttering to himself.....lol!