Local nutters/eccentrics

Sky Blue Thinking said:
Early 90s often used to get accosted by a deaf mute punk guy with full mohican holding a piece of paper saying 30p bus. Used to be around Market st, seen him at a few gigs round this time.
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Forget his name now but he was from Altrincham. Worked in the arcade there. He was a fucking nuisance if truth be told. Pretty much got a free pass to sexually assault women on a regular basis because of his condition.
 
kashmir said:
The guys name was neil,he was a chef at the midland and the chicken was got for Sunday lunch,I don’t think many made it home
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Didn't he get banned from bringing chickens in so he started bringing in a squeaky chicken dog toy
 
All ‘influencers’, people who take selfies in public when they’re on their own, anyone woman who’s had those daft lips done and lads with face tattoos could all be added to this list.
 
When I lived up in the North of Scotland we had a guy called Bob (aka Dogs Balls - no idea why) who was the local alkie/circus clown. Lived with his long suffering mum.

Used to hide his 3L bottles of Electric white in the flower bed by the multi-story car park.
 
I heard that there was a chap on here who believed he'd been on Eggheads. Such a shame.
 
There's a guy round denton who does very over the top dancing (similar to Michael Jackson style) stood on the main road or outside Aldi.
He looks like he enjoys himself and obviously likes the attention as he chooses the busy locations.
 
117 M34 said:
There's a guy round denton who does very over the top dancing (similar to Michael Jackson style) stood on the main road or outside Aldi.
He looks like he enjoys himself and obviously likes the attention as he chooses the busy locations.
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There was often a bloke some twenty years older than everyone else in a grotty nightclub dancing alone.

Pre-City v Newcastle when Pellegrini had just taken over, I was trying to have a serious chat with a friend who’s life had fallen apart but there was an old man in The Waldorf wearing a Panama hat and dancing to Robert Palmer on the juke box.

It took everything I had not to burst out laughing.
 
There was a well dressed guy wearing a trilby who used to walk up and down Oxford Road by the BBC in the mid 80's. He'd walk up to you and smile then blow a rasberry at you and then walk off.

If you hadnt been rasberried you were a nobody.

(In hindsight I presume he had some form of tourettes)
 
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