CookynotBooky
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Phew, glad I'm not alone!Those measurements, those dates, uncanny really.
Phew, glad I'm not alone!Those measurements, those dates, uncanny really.
that's what I said!! No sisters and my mother is short so can't give you any fashion advice, whatever I think you should probably do the opposite of anyway...stupid shops are obsessed with "skinny" so all you can find is bootcut, which is no more flared than a normal pair of jeans pfffft.
Yeah but you're not a fat beardy hipster **** so you can get away with it, even if you use them as an excuse not to get a round in ;-)I'll wear my skinnys thank you... Makes it harder to get the wallet out of my back pocket when it comes to my round ;)
Flares are a no no... Even on women, rather chicks wore hot pants :)
that's what I said!! No sisters and my mother is short so can't give you any fashion advice, whatever I think you should probably do the opposite of anyway...
beat laugh I've had all day, you should have fucking chinned him he was asking for it! People (me) would pay good money to have seen it!^ at least you agree! Bootcuts are shit!!
I was in long tall sally a few months ago, (crap overpriced shop for tall women that due to normal shops often giving up at 32 inside leg i'm forced to shop at) and they'd had hired some camp twat in his 20s dressed in the camp twat uniform of clothes so tight he looked like he needed to be cut out of them...
he asked if he could help, i said about flares, he announced they haven't been in for years why not try skinny(!!!!!!!!!!), i pointed out i bought some from here 5 years ago and i love them... and he said, get this, "move on"!!!!!!! Fucking twat, lucky i didn't chin him ;) Since when was it good for shop assistants to tell their customer that their choice of clothes is shit?!
I'm over it now, honest *andbreathe* ;)
beat laugh I've had all day, you should have fucking chinned him he was asking for it! People (me) would pay good money to have seen it!
That I'm down for, group of blues (even one or two...) intimidating a camp fashonista who didn't have the foresight to know his own clientele. Hilarity surely ensues. Work in the city centre, where is this place?He's still there if we all want to go and take him on ;) Why a shop that mainly sells to women who know what they want (due to being forced there by being tall freaks! *cries*) has hired an Ab Fab reject i just don't know...
^ at least you agree! Bootcuts are shit!!
I was in long tall sally a few months ago, (crap overpriced shop for tall women that due to normal shops often giving up at 32 inside leg i'm forced to shop at) and they'd had hired some camp twat in his 20s dressed in the camp twat uniform of clothes so tight he looked like he needed to be cut out of them...
he asked if he could help, i said about flares, he announced they haven't been in for years why not try skinny(!!!!!!!!!!), i pointed out i bought some from here 5 years ago and i love them... and he said, get this, "move on"!!!!!!! Fucking twat, lucky i didn't chin him ;) Since when was it good for shop assistants to tell their customer that their choice of clothes is shit?!
I'm over it now, honest *andbreathe* ;)
I'm only stuck cos i can't find the flares i had from when i was last this thin, and i'd need a belt with the ones i last had a few years ago (don't like belts, i'm weird!), so am wearing my sisters old bootcuts (boooooo) that's she's now too fat for (haha!)
Are you sure?I got that when I went to HMV in town, I was about to buy a Hot Chip album and some fat slag behind the counter with a shit death metal band T-Shirt on said in a proper arsey tone "Hot Chip are shit" I just said "you know what? You're right, I don't know what I was thinking" and put the album on the counter and walked out! 7 years later they made everyone redundant....
Me 1 - 0 Fat slag
They look better than fat beardy hipster cunts wearing skinny jeans.
i LOVE flared jeans! Been wearing them for 15 years! Unfortunately it seems hard to get a pair now, stupid shops are obsessed with "skinny" so all you can find is bootcut, which is no more flared than a normal pair of jeans pfffft.
I'm a 6 foot tall woman btw, does that allow me to wear flares? Esp now i'm back to the thin weight i used to be?! ;)
You're not a fat beardy hipster ****, are you?I hate flared jeans ... Live in skinny jeans myself
You're not a fat beardy hipster ****, are you?
You can get away with skinnys then, fill your boots (not boot cuts)You know im not :D