De Bruyne?

[BlueDruid]

Me and the kids ready to set off and get a selfie at the hospital.
Nipped down earlier but nothing going on.
Met @Tanzeylee though - thoroughly nice chap.
If anyone else fancies joining the hospital vigil today then give me a shout and I'll arrange another flag drive-by :)

 

[Born to be Blue]

Getting a bit farcical this.

De Bruyne is packed and has been literally just sat waiting with his agent for the last 2.5 hours, waiting for Allofs to give him the green light so he can board a flight to Manchester.

Gives him a chance to catch up on reading this thread. 2.5 hours - he'll be about half way through it.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Can I go and do a bit of shopping?

Yeah, can you buy De Bruyne for us please?

 

[mattyb]

Allofs always finds ways to ruin plans. He might delay this as well.

Yep, could keep slipping. City had a hotel room booked for his arrival yesterday.

It gonna happen, but it's completely out of our control it seems

 

[Wolfkin]

Such a shame that we didn't get Wolfsburg in the CL

 

[BobKowalski]

Getting a bit farcical this.

De Bruyne is packed and has been literally just sat waiting with his agent for the last 2.5 hours, waiting for Allofs to give him the green light so he can board a flight to Manchester.

There's a fine line between driving a hard bargain and acting like a cock.

The butt hurt on this transfer obviously runs deep for our Klaus.

 

[adam.marrett]

Getting a bit farcical this.

De Bruyne is packed and has been literally just sat waiting with his agent for the last 2.5 hours, waiting for Allofs to give him the green light so he can board a flight to Manchester.

Seriously that's the hold up? Fuck me never come across a man like this in football history. His club will make a mint for De Bruyne, he has time to sign a replacement so let the lad go. Never seen or heard of anything like this in football history.

 

[Bob the Baker]

Just spotted a ginge, in Preston Sainsbury's, and he was crying, so it could be him. Would he be travelling with his mum, cos she was telling him not to lean too far out of the trolley.

 

[mattyb]

On a slight off topic, I've just heard that United have sent 2 delegates out to Paris today on transfer related business

 

[BucksBlue]

As a final goodwill gesture Allofs offered Kev the use of his private Fokker for later.

After all this, if I was Kev, I'd probably say f*** off.

 

[MeatHunterrr]

atleast with dippers it was fast business..

 

[acess87]

Really ridiculous from Allofs.

 

[kas_tippler]

It's like Allofs is holding him hostage.

Maybe he has a touch of Stockholm Syndrome

 

[Tricky_Trev]

On a slight off topic, I've just heard that United have sent 2 delegates out to Paris today on transfer related business

They're buying Di Maria for £80m

But seriously, sounds like Cavani or Ibra?

 

[-nibz-]

While we're all bouncing over here. I hope the cheque's doing the same thing in Germany. The twats.

 

[MeatHunterrr]

it must have been pain in the ass to negotiate with allofs... to be honest im shocked how we reached agreement on fee with this ****.

 

[Nigel De Shlong]

Getting a bit farcical this.

De Bruyne is packed and has been literally just sat waiting with his agent for the last 2.5 hours, waiting for Allofs to give him the green light so he can board a flight to Manchester.

 

[ankitptrivedi]

Yep, could keep slipping. City had a hotel room booked for his arrival yesterday.

It gonna happen, but it's completely out of our control it seems

After he arrives we need to make this guy the face of our team just to stick it to Allofs face. Maybe hire an open bus and show KDB around the city with a banner 'He's finally here'

 

[mattyb]

They're buying Di Maria for £80m

Lol

Probably more likely to be Ibrahimovic.

Anyway, back to topic!

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

I hope Txiki has got a long holiday planned for after the window closes. The poor bugger deserves one after dealing with these sods.