United Thread 2015/16

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M18CTID said:
You'll fucking piss your sides at this one - from Rag Cafe's Bluemoon meltdown thread. Some of them really do know fuck all about their own club:

"Why do they refer to Bobby Charlton (if I'm not mistaken) as a ticket tout?"
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They drone on about history, to the point of utter fucking tedium, and yet they know fuck all about any of their club's own, other than the bits that are cherry picked for them. Mindless fucking sheep.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Tomorrow's Times reporting that senior rag players have confronted Turtlehead over his training methods. I'll give him till Xmas.
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Coming from a decent paper and the chief sports writer, timing is also interesting as players arive back from international duty and most would have been in for training today. There is smoke with a hint of flame in this...
 
I think Turtle head has done this as every club he has been at,alienate the players and drive them mad,i am surprised they ever went for him but i sure as hell hope he stays!
 
The Caf really is comedy gold at the moment. It's all kicking off.

Multiple threads about boring football, having a wafer-thin squad, the youth academy being run by part-time employees, Giggsy lying in wait to be the next manager and leaking anti-Turtle propaganda to friendly hacks.

Look at United's striker situation.

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Rug head-twice bent them over and now pulling in mega bucks for consulting on team selection and transfer targets but adding very little on the pitch.

Martial-Crazy money for a promising kid who will be a boom or bust player but surely will need a year or two to settle by which time Turtle will be sunning himself in his Algarve mansion.

Depay-reminds me of Mane at Southampton in as much as he looks awesome one minute and awful the next.

Pereira-the next great hope from the youth ranks. Hardly played a minute of meaningful first team football.

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Tia Maria-hated his time in PL, cost them a fortune for one poor season and left in comical circumstances.

Van Persie-bundled out of the door and sold for very little. Gone from unstoppable to uselectable in two seasons.

Falcao-swapped United's bench for Chelsea's and not looking like a regular starter for either.

Little Penis-will be crossing his heart and goal hanging in Bundesliga from now on as TT didn't rate him at all.

Jizzyjazz-match winner and best young striker in Europe to banishment and maybe departure in the space of a few weeks.

James Wilson-scored winner for England u21 a few days ago. With a vacancy at United maybe he's the man? No. Loaned out to Derby.


Maybe Van Loony observed how successful City were playing without strikers last December and that's his cunning plan for the season.
All of United's best performers this season have been defensive minded. Smalling, Shaw, Damian and the prospect of getting the chastened De Gea back in goal is the straw that the LVG loyalists are clinging to.

Whatever happened to the well oiled machine that United seemed to be a few short years ago?


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BBC Gossip:

Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal says he believes his assistant Ryan Giggs, 41, will be the club's next boss. (Times - subscription required)

Fingers crossed


On their 'training' my mate knows thier young keeper, Johnson(?), anyway he was saying that he doesn't get specific goalkeeper training and is just thrown in with the outfield players. Presumably he's in net for shooting practice, no reason to doubt my pal, he's a United fan and finds is ludacrous - needless to say, this keeper wanted to go out on loan, but in true Van Loon style, he's been kept on
 
City_Sean said:
What a bunch of ungrateful arseholes. I think personally he's doing a wonderful job.
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This is concerning, they might wise up at old Trafford that the philosophy is the biggest scam since prince ntengie of Ghana emailed me because a long lost relative left me 6 million quid in a will.

Pray for a rag win in their 4th place cup final, might paper over the cracks for a few more months.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
This is concerning, they might wise up at old Trafford that the philosophy is the biggest scam since prince ntengie of Ghana emailed me because a long lost relative left me 6 million quid in a will.

Pray for a rag win in their 4th place cup final, might paper over the cracks for a few more months.
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That's exactly how I feel. I hope they finish fourth and lose a cup final so they think it's progress and keep him.
 
Blue Hefner said:
BBC Gossip:

Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal says he believes his assistant Ryan Giggs, 41, will be the club's next boss. (Times - subscription required)

Fingers crossed


On their 'training' my mate knows thier young keeper, Johnson(?), anyway he was saying that he doesn't get specific goalkeeper training and is just thrown in with the outfield players. Presumably he's in net for shooting practice, no reason to doubt my pal, he's a United fan and finds is ludacrous - needless to say, this keeper wanted to go out on loan, but in true Van Loon style, he's been kept on
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He will be as he's the cheapest option. There's a reason all the players @Deepest Blue has listed have left and it's not that he just does not rate them. I think their finances are worse than anyone thinks after last season's expensive failures. It's just so funny watching them become Liverpool or better still Leeds.
 
They're getting so brave as of late.

I really hope we beat them this year, even if they finish above us, taking 4/6 points from those lot will put a smile on my face.
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You mean we are officially your cup final? Oh how the tide has turned.
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