United Thread 2015/16

[worsleyweb]

Actually our best is the highest attendance in England. Second best is United. At our ground. You know when we let you use it you ungrateful twats.

We should have let the wankers play on hough end.

 

[m7mcfc]

To good for them Hough end is in Manchester should have made them play in Longford Park.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Yawn. Not one has Sheikh Mansour being personally linked to anything and one of your sources (no 3) is a blog that's been written by a 14 year old. Plus, your club is owned by wealthy and influential citizens of a country that routinely murders, tortures and abducts people.

The first source says ACCUSATIONS. ie not fucking proof.

 

[squirtyflower]

Ah, you may be cocking a snook and having a wee jest
But our attendance last night would comfortably be your best.

How would you know?

And btw, you are very wrong

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

a lot of hype about watsiname, he came on against a tiring liverpool team and scored , he was given a gift/back pass against saints and he scored against a tiring champoinship side , and now the media are comparing his goals scoring rate with aguero and sanchez. This kid will not get a sniff against quality sides like ourselves , gooners , chavs and decent european sides , he is a one trick pony who's only finishing quality is slotting the ball to the keepers left , he will get found out , but let him have his five minutes of fame , and the rags continue their delusion they have signed the new Law*/Best*/Charlton*/Cantona*/Giggs*, delete* as required

 

[T_C]

Ah, you may be cocking a snook and having a wee jest
But our attendance last night would comfortably be your best.

So, how come you didn't go last night?

 

[CheethamHillBlue]

L' homme en colère

There once was a fella from Cheetham Hill
And nothing more on earth gave him such a thrill
Than spouting off tales about dodgy meat
And kicking out families onto the street
He dug it all day and he dug it all night
Slinging out muck with all of his might
But then one day Ric said "I've had enough"
And deleted a thousand pages of Cheetham Hill's guff

I'm not on redcafe, they have a silly voting system that means you can't post on any of the threads, apart from a designated one full of nibz

If you're not on redcaf i'd head off to RAWK
As soon you will need a new venue to squawk
we're sick of your bollox, your lies and deceit
And you are heading for another defeat
so as i bid you farewell, don't come back soon
you've been fooked by the best, Frankie on Bluemoon.

Bonsoir mon poodle rouge.

 

[GornikDaze]

So, how come you didn't go last night?

Too much traffic getting out of London

 

[shallyman]

If you're not on redcaf i'd head off to RAWK
As soon you will need a new venue to squawk
we're sick of your bollox, your lies and deceit
And you are heading for another defeat
so as i bid you farewell, don't come back soon
you've been fooked by the best, Frankie on Bluemoon.

Bonsoir mon poodle rouge.

And with that he cheered and high fived the cat
To finally out ditty the raggedy twat
But suddenly a thought filled him with dread
"I spend all my time on the Yoo nited thread"
ooof

 

[Shirley]

a lot of hype about watsiname, he came on against a tiring liverpool team and scored , he was given a gift/back pass against saints and he scored against a tiring champoinship side , and now the media are comparing his goals scoring rate with aguero and sanchez. This kid will not get a sniff against quality sides like ourselves , gooners , chavs and decent european sides , he is a one trick pony who's only finishing quality is slotting the ball to the keepers left , he will get found out , but let him have his five minutes of fame , and the rags continue their delusion they have signed the new Law*/Best*/Charlton*/Cantona*/Giggs*, delete* as required

Macheda*/Januzah*/Wilson*/etc* where are they now?

 

[newposter]

If that **** martial had signed for anyone else and scored the exact same goals against the exact same teams no one would give a fuck. But cause he plays for Utd he's better than Messi.

 

[worsleyweb]

I in 20000 united fans went to the game last night. Part timers. 649 million nine hundred and sixty five thousand couldn't be arsed.

 

[Shirley]

If that **** martial had signed for anyone else and scored the exact same goals against the exact same teams no one would give a fuck. But cause he plays for Utd he's better than Messi.

It's always been like that and I go back over half a century, I've seen some clowns in my time play for them but they were always selected to play for their country by default.

 

[cookster]

Plenty of Empty Seat and that's just from one camera angle. Funny the MUEN didn't pick it up............

 

[T_C]

"I spend all my time on the Yoo nited thread"

The funnier the downfall the greater the posts.

 

[Tueart1976]

I think we will find that the official attendance will shortly be announced as 75, 560. There wasn't a spare seat to be had as you can see by looking at a few images from last night's game. I bet the atmosphere was electric with non-stop nursery rhythms bouncing from stand to stand...With a knick-knack patty-whack...

 

[bluemike]

Fuckin hell Tueart.
It has been explained by the lurking rag twat that the only empty seats were reserved for Ipswich fans.

 

[1961_vintage]

But suddenly a thought filled him with dread "I spend all my time on the Yoo nited thread"

Exsquisite irony.

Or are we all being John Cooper-Clarkied?

 

[A Blue]

Fuckin hell Tueart.
It has been explained by the lurking rag twat that the only empty seats were reserved for Ipswich fans.

A mate of mine from Thetford booked 30,000 of those seats but they all came down with food poisoning after a meal at a chippy near the ground.

 

[Xedos9]

If that **** martial had signed for anyone else and scored the exact same goals against the exact same teams no one would give a fuck. But cause he plays for Utd he's better than Messi.

...and of course, you'd have loved it if he signed for you lot ???