United Thread 2015/16

[M18CTID]

I'm sure he's said much worse behind closed doors, mate ;-)

Good point - fuck him!

 

[eyejay51]

 

[HelloCity]

I think you're implying Tony Marshall was a panic buy. Not true, the whole of Europe's elite were after him. The fact it was on the last day of a two month window is irrelevant.

Rag defence force or what.

Their overall strategy pretty much fits these comments.

Please don't be upset.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Good point - fuck him!

That's more like it.

 

[Helmet Cole]

I'm noticing that due to the shit state of that horrible club there seems to be less difference than ever between this thread and the 'funnies' one. I can see the mods having to merge them soon, which says it all really.

 

[117 M34]

Just had a peep at the caf for lols at their 'is Alan Pardew a top four manager' thread and noticed they are celebrating the gpc's birthday today. One nearer to needing that bouncy castle. Jelly and ice cream ahoy!

He is better off for us alive.
While he is alive every united manager will be compared to him and he will interfere making it virtually impossible for a manger to be successful

 

[Blue Mist]

And here's to all you lurking raggies. The BBC's News at One has just shown Dennis back heeling you bastards into the Second Division. Take it Rags take it.

 

[bakerdave76]

Rude not to

Well done Dennis on the CBE

 

[deafmanstevo]

Rude not to

Well done Dennis on the CBE

Like it how Mike Doyle just stood there not giving a shit if anyone had a pop at him, no one did.
These days players run off like scared rabbits.

 

[mad4city]

"What Manchester United stand for is that they keep their managers, they've always supported their managers,"


Is this Wee Davey auditioning for a new job at the Ministry of Truth?

 

[jimharri]

The lack of best wishes on here to Sir Alex on his birthday concerns me greatly.

 

[blueincy]

The bouncy castle, jelly and ice cream thing is so yesterday. We said that when we were shit and slightly making it in the big time. Now I want him alive until he is 101 so that everyday he sees his club slide further into oblivion whilst we march onwards and upwards. I want to enjoy the fact that in a few years time he can't watch a sports programme because it is all about us, when all he can do is remember how he ranted about the Tevez poster and realise that was just the start.

That said he will probably joss it just to keep us out of the headlines. My bet is it is the day we are playing in the Champs league Final !

Best not have any of these at his birthday party:)

 

[Samsdad]

For those of you on twitter feel free to send your best wishes and abuse to this rag from east laaaaaaaaaaaaaandan becarefull though as he is well ard going off a previous pic

 

[jimharri]

For those of you on twitter feel free to send your best wishes and abuse to this rag from east laaaaaaaaaaaaaandan becarefull though as he is well ard going off a previous pic

He looks lost, poor fella; Canal Street is a few minutes walk from there.

 

[blueinsa]

For those of you on twitter feel free to send your best wishes and abuse to this rag from east laaaaaaaaaaaaaandan becarefull though as he is well ard going off a previous pic

Beckham look-a-likey who is doing a great impression of the shitting dog ticket tout by the looks of his twitter feed.

Did i mention he is a **** as well?

 

[happy daze]

For those of you on twitter feel free to send your best wishes and abuse to this rag from east laaaaaaaaaaaaaandan becarefull though as he is well ard going off a previous pic

For those of you on twitter feel free to send your best wishes and abuse to this rag from east laaaaaaaaaaaaaandan becarefull though as he is well ard going off a previous pic

shouldn't he be outside the hamleys srore in the trafford centre? They sell airfix stuff,he could see where him and his rag mates were made.

 

[Blue Smarties]

For those of you on twitter feel free to send your best wishes and abuse to this rag from east laaaaaaaaaaaaaandan becarefull though as he is well ard going off a previous pic

What a fucking nonce, I'm hopping on this East London ****.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Mr Flying Pig providing more comedy gold

 

[mancityvstoke]

For those of you on twitter feel free to send your best wishes and abuse to this rag from east laaaaaaaaaaaaaandan becarefull though as he is well ard going off a previous pic

oh dear me

 

[blue b4 the moon]

For those of you on twitter feel free to send your best wishes and abuse to this rag from east laaaaaaaaaaaaaandan becarefull though as he is well ard going off a previous pic

What a strange breed rags are, I've half a mind to suggest it's a piss take account like bejing red.