United Thread 2015/16

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

One of the gaffers at work (Stockport fan),his lad has a season ticket at the swamp and couldn't go v Swansea,so the gaffer man went.
Just told me they are desperately trying to sell tickets,said there was plenty empty seats where he was.
Don't know how much ours is,but he told me they are offering hospitality with a 3 course meal for £69....seems a bit cheap to me?

A slice of last week's bread and two pats of marge!!

 

[stony]

One of the gaffers at work (Stockport fan),his lad has a season ticket at the swamp and couldn't go v Swansea,so the gaffer man went.
Just told me they are desperately trying to sell tickets,said there was plenty empty seats where he was.
Don't know how much ours is,but he told me they are offering hospitality with a 3 course meal for £69....seems a bit cheap to me?

Hospitality is another area they have fallen behind in. Theirs is supposed to be utter shite compared to the hospitality at the Etihad.

 

[crazyg]

One of the gaffers at work (Stockport fan),his lad has a season ticket at the swamp and couldn't go v Swansea,so the gaffer man went.
Just told me they are desperately trying to sell tickets,said there was plenty empty seats where he was.
Don't know how much ours is,but he told me they are offering hospitality with a 3 course meal for £69....seems a bit cheap to me?

Don't forget, the ratatouille contains real rats!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Hospitality is another area they have fallen behind in. Theirs is supposed to be utter shite compared to the hospitality at the Etihad.

Completely agree. The last time I was in there the only Chateau Labour they had on offer was an '84. Absolute piss.

 

[happy daze]

Completely agree. The last time I was in there the only Chateau Labour they had on offer was an '84. Absolute piss.

Bloody hell chateaux labour eh! They've took to buying cheap plonk from corbyn,no wonder it was shite.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Bloody hell chateaux labour eh! They've took to buying cheap plonk from corbyn,no wonder it was shite.

'84 certainly was a shite year for Labour!

It should, of course, have said Chateau L'Amour ; -)

 

[sir baconface]

Completely agree. The last time I was in there the only Chateau Labour they had on offer was an '84. Absolute piss.

Chateau Labour = Fosters?

 

[sir baconface]

Don't forget, the ratatouille contains real rats!

And the mousse?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Chateau Labour = Fosters?

Under Corbyn, I'd say Labour was very much vin ordinaire.

 

[2sheikhs]

Does shrek have it in his contract that he has to be the highest paid player?
How much per week would Neymar want?

 

[waspish]

Does shrek have it in his contract that he has to be the highest paid player?
How much per week would Neymar want?

Doesn't matter Neymar will sign a new bumper deal at Barcelona, his manager is doing his job.

 

[Blue Elvis]

And the mousse?

Never mind the mousse ...what about the coq au vin ?????
CTID

 

[mac]

Does shrek have it in his contract that he has to be the highest paid player?
How much per week would Neymar want?

Don't be bloody stupid. We all know to wear the red of raggy land is what all great players aspire to.

 

[Sigh]

Never mind the mousse ...what about the coq au vin ?????
CTID

 

[sir baconface]

Never mind the mousse ...what about the coq au vin ?????
CTID

wot no foreplay?

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

I have done a fair bit corp hospitality, always avoided the swamp but I can confirm it has a reputation of being very dated and generally shit – I can only imagine the recent shit games and poor atmosphere have only compounded that. I can also confirm that our set up is out of this world, everything about the hospitality at City is pure class, every little detail is spot on. CTID

 

[2sheikhs]

I feel sorry for martial. With a forward line of wazza, bale, Neymar and the tranny he's only going to be a bit part player.

 

[TCIB]

Interesting choice of pic De Gea has stuck on his twitter is it not, with no badge and that.
A cynical man may say he is sending a message to Real to have their contract men at the ready.

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

Don't eat the meat, just something about it, a Je Nez fit for humane consumption.

 

[Mike N]

'Manchester United's style of play criticised by chief executive of Adidas' lol