United Thread 2015/16

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So again I will ask, if we have twenty shots tonight all of which are off target can Pellers come out and say we could have scored twenty? No he can't. If you walk around a Ferrari garage without having the money to pay for one you can't say I could have owned one. With only four shots on target you can't score six goals. What he should have said is 'with the chances we created we should have been able to score six'.
I think the point King Louis is making is... "Our finishing was shit and had it been better, as expected, we could have scored six".... though not necessarily in these words.
 
From BBC sport..."Manchester United will attempt to bring Bayern Munich manager Pep Guardiola and Barcelona forward Lionel Messi to Old Trafford, according to reports."

Hahaha!
Relax people, you really think Guardiolla and Messi would join a team that failed to make CL? Anyway, Sergio will have given Messi the lowdown on the scum. Less than 0% chance that he'll be going there.
 
Personally I prefer the word "wanker" to describe this person.
Yes but i wouldn,t want to scare him off. i have decided now i really like him! As another poster has said( cant remember who) he is funny, never slags us off and is making himself look a fool for all the world to see.I cannot believe i am so lucky to be a a city fan in the van gal era.the man should have his own tv channel.
walks into the club and calls utds new left back fat and hauls him in for extra training.
gets pissed at the end of season club party and grabs the mic, making a bafoon of himself.classy
gets caught on the utd bench with a clutch of papers under his arm...thelocal wine dealers price lists!! YCNMIU.
videoed outside old trafford signing autographs,clearly pissed, singing about himself.
states during a press conference before his first utd cup game" we are out to win the league cup" before getting smashed by mk dons in the second round.lol

There is so much more, i really like him
 
Ran into the "statistic" again concerning an unbroken chain of Academy graduates in the scum's match day squad that is supposed to stretch to 1937. Now, wasn't this myth soundly debunked on here in the last year?
 
Ran into the "statistic" again concerning an unbroken chain of Academy graduates in the scum's match day squad that is supposed to stretch to 1937. Now, wasn't this myth soundly debunked on here in the last year?

Apparently it counts even if United buy youth players at 16 or 17 and put them in the academy. That's 'The United Way' apparently.
 
"Felipe Anderson will not be joining Manchester United this month.

The 22-year-old Brazilian has been strongly linked with a switch to Old Trafford but it is now thought United do not intend to sign the playmaker despite their present struggles in front of goal.

If United do sign anyone this month, manager Louis van Gaal is more likely to try and fill the left-back berth created by injuries to Marcos Rojo and Luke Shaw."

"Didn't want him anyway". Snubbed again
 
From BBC sport..."Manchester United will attempt to bring Bayern Munich manager Pep Guardiola and Barcelona forward Lionel Messi to Old Trafford, according to reports."

Hahaha!

They'll have invented gravity waves next.

BBC is full of scum swine, even mentioned "lots of empty seats at the etihad again in the everton game" , nothing said about that traffic nightmare outside which held up fans en route.

Silly and poor journalism.... so petit it s nearly best ignored.
 
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