Worst individual performance

Can't remember the game but Stephen Jordan had a nightmare on one of his first games for us. His lack of pace was unbelievable and got skinned every single time and the opposition sussed it and kept playing in down his side.

He was motm in the 0 0 against them cunts under Keegan , cleared one of the line , played like any City fan that Sunday afternoon
 
Robinho away at Portsmouth. I remember when I was really young being taken to be a game by my dad. It was the middle of winter and I asked him why the players weren't cold in just shorts and t-shirts. He said they kept warm by running around. Robinho must have been bloody freezing that night.
 
I would blame Mel "personality" Machin for that to be fair although it was shocking.He kept kicking the ball over the stand with his left foot as he was facing that way.

Other contenders would also include David Brightwell in the derby who got a similar arse rape,Benjani coming on as sub v united in the LC semi and walking about as if it were a friendly but pride of place for me goes to Ronnie Ekelund coming on a as a sub at MR.I honestly thought that some pissed up twat from the Kippax had managed to blag his was onto the pitch.Full kit wanker.

I was going to put David Brightwell in the derby as a joke in the OP because he didn't even play that day!

It's one of the great City myths that he did. Kanchelskis scored a hat trick, but it was actually Phelan at left back, first game back from injury I think.
 
Mike Quigley at home against Sheff Weds and playing out of position against a mesmeric Chris Waddle.

Waddle was at the top of his game and anyone would have struggled. Not just a young kid, out of position, and playing at a level above him. Circa 1992
 
Pollock?

Simon Tracey?

David Brightwell?

These three names, I bet everyone can name the occasion I mean.
Thus surely making them stand out as the worst fr a long long time.

David Brightwell? Are you one of those that repeats the myth about him being roasted by Kanchelskis in the 5-0?

He wasn't even playing!!!
 
David Brightwell? Are you one of those that repeats the myth about him being roasted by Kanchelskis in the 5-0?

He wasn't even playing!!!


I was only 14 at the time, but I remember Vonk and Phelan being the stars of that horror show. I blame 442 ;-)

There is a game that's stuck in my memory regarding Brighwell but I can't place it.

With regards the topic, no where near the worst we've ever had but I remember Lee Peacock's debut and saying to my mate, he'll never score a goal for us, he never did.
 
Savic at Anfield in the Cup semi final. They targeted him all first half. I thought he was going to start crying. Really felt for him. He never recovered from that.
 
Machin fielded Gerry Taggart at right back away at Blackburn in April 1989 - the day of Hillsborough. A slow, lead footed, all left foot centre half at right back against Scott Sellars who promptly arse raped him and we were stuffed 4-0. All 4 goals came via Taggarts side of the field.
Was just about to post the same.
 
I was only 14 at the time, but I remember Vonk and Phelan being the stars of that horror show. I blame 442 ;-)

There is a game that's stuck in my memory regarding Brighwell but I can't place it.

With regards the topic, no where near the worst we've ever had but I remember Lee Peacock's debut and saying to my mate, he'll never score a goal for us, he never did.

Lee Peacock.......

The Goat said that when he met the players for the very first time, the first thing he asked was "which day do we go out on the piss" lol
 
I was going to put David Brightwell in the derby as a joke in the OP because he didn't even play that day!

It's one of the great City myths that he did. Kanchelskis scored a hat trick, but it was actually Phelan at left back, first game back from injury I think.

I can still see him gliding past him,its the game we lost 2-0
 
Who was the full back who Machin played at right back at Blackburn...a left footed full back playing right back and he got mullered, and we lost 4-0.
dont think it was david brightwell..was it?
Same day as hillsborough.
sad sad day.
 

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