Worst individual performance

[dennishasdoneit]

Gerry Taggart mate, as above.

oops, didnt see that.cheers

 

[schfc6]

No, but he did play in the Old Trafford Derby in the 93/94 season and was fucking terrible.

That's the one, officer Dibble in sticks, Andy Hill? Right back, Curle & Vonk and D Brighwell.

Oh how I miss those days!!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

That's the one, officer Dibble in sticks, Andy Hill? Right back, Curle & Vonk and D Brighwell.

Oh how I miss those days!!

Yeah, sounds about right. I remember Brightwell(D) being described as 'slower than a Brazilian tree sloth with rickets' in a City fanzine at the time!

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Yeah, sounds about right. I remember Brightwell(D) being described as 'slower than a Brazilian tree sloth with rickets' in a City fanzine at the time!

Worst performance, I'd say was you and @blueduff when you both fell asleep at one of the meet ups.

 

[@BluePhil8]

Not the worst but Mangala had a game where he scored a bullet header OG and then conceded a penalty right after. (Hull)

 

[Whitefield Blue]

Yeah, sounds about right. I remember Brightwell(D) being described as 'slower than a Brazilian tree sloth with rickets' in a City fanzine at the time!

Yes but he was a slow central defender being asked to play left back against an 'at peak' Kanchelskis. It'd be akin to asking Demichelis play at right back against Alexis Sanchez.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Yes but he was a slow central defender being asked to play left back against an 'at peak' Kanchelskis. It'd be akin to asking Demichelis play at right back against Alexis Sanchez.

And would look equally as horrific!

 

[dennishasdoneit]

I can remember Mike Stowell being epically shit at Blackburn I think, and Kevin Stuhr Ellegard was a nervous wreck as well

Was that the match where stowell made his debut,within two mins bill garner( i think) hit a daisy cutter from 25 yards, stowell went down to collect it and it trickled over his left arm into the corner of the net.We were on the side terrace that day,where away fans used to stand at ewood,u know the ones where when the toilets overflooded you had rivers of piss cascading down the terrace soaking your feet....anyway stowell had just signed on loan from everton, we were not impresssed, and i distincly remember a blue shouting "you scouse bastard!"
what a debut.
we lost 2-1.87/88 i think

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

Was that the match where stowell made his debut,within two mins bill garner( i think) hit a daisy cutter from 25 yards, stowell went down to collect it and it trickled over his left arm into the corner of the net.We were on the side terrace that day,where away fans used to stand at ewood,u know the ones where when the toilets overflooded you had rivers of piss cascading down the terrace soaking your feet....anyway stowell had just signed on loan from everton, we were not impresssed, and i distincly remember a blue shouting "you scouse bastard!"
what a debut.
we lost 2-1.87/88 i think

That's the game!

 

[dennishasdoneit]

That's the game!

Ewood Park was a shithole in those days.but i did love the terraces.going away was fun back then.

 

[sickboyblue.1]

Samaras v Reading at CoMS 06-07. IIRC we lost 2-0. Don't think he broke sweat that day.

 

[City_Sean]

Robinho away at Stoke.

 

[TheRubberRing]

Barry Southampton away
Corradi United away

 

[Ethan23]

Robinho away at spurs 0-3 loss

 

[Wanchope n me Dickov]

Nigel Clough ironic jeers when he went off injured.
Manager playing Kernaghan at centre half.
The goat's debut when he couldn't trap a bag of cement.
Big fat Bobby taylor useless.
Same as above Lee bad buy.
M argetson throwing the ball in the net at wolves away
Jamie Pollack wonder own goal
The whole team v Wigan in fa cup final
George weah lazy get
Dunne before Keegan sorted him out
Danny allsopp
Barry Conlon.
Buster Phillips
The list goes on and on but I love them all.....

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Nigel Clough ironic jeers when he went off injured.
Manager playing Kernaghan at centre half.
The goat's debut when he couldn't trap a bag of cement.
Big fat Bobby taylor useless.
Same as above Lee bad buy.
M argetson throwing the ball in the net at wolves away
Jamie Pollack wonder own goal
The whole team v Wigan in fa cup final
George weah lazy get
Dunne before Keegan sorted him out
Danny allsopp
Barry Conlon.
Buster Phillips
The list goes on and on but I love them all.....

Forgot all about Goaters debut at Bradford.not very impressive at all,altho he was used as a battering ram type center forward that day,and we launched long ball after long ball in the air to him,which of course is not really his style at all, and his general ball control was non existent.....little did we know that he would turn into a club legend.

 

[john@staustell]

Any time David Brightwell played.

Most particularly at home to Leicester in an evening game, playing at left back. Lost 1-0 in the peeing rain.

 

[yankcitizen76]

I can't pick the worst performance of a City player I've seen. But I can think of the worst performance I've ever seen from a Premier League player. There was a Wigan match about 8 years ago I was watching, where the replacement GK was in and it was literally like the Keystone Cops. He would have out of his element even on a newly promoted championship side. And he has the physique of a bowling pin crossed with the legs of Oliver Reed. I think they found somebody down at the pub and bought him a round. I will never forget the guy. I actually felt sorry for him.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I can't pick the worst performance of a City player I've seen. But I can think of the worst performance I've ever seen from a Premier League player. There was a Wigan match about 8 years ago I was watching, where the replacement GK was in and it was literally like the Keystone Cops. He would have out of his element even on a newly promoted championship side. And he has the physique of a bowling pin crossed with the legs of Oliver Reed. I think they found somebody down at the pub and bought him a round. I will never forget the guy. I actually felt sorry for him.

You'll never forget him, but can't remember his name? ;-)

 

[yankcitizen76]

You'll never forget him, but can't remember his name? ;-)

We get our games over here early in the morning and I was hungover. I'd drank myself silly the night before. Sorry.