Talksport

Malty said:


If you don't find these two hilarious there is something wrong with you!!!

They have virtually invented words like gerrymandering, rodgerization.. they are great when you are on the night shift !
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This morning Brazil said they were watching the tennis from Australia. He found it hard to believe that Verdasco was getting beat by an unknown player from Israel. He found this incredible as Verdasco had knocked Federrer out last round. Went on about it for 5 minutes. No one had the sense or knowledge to tell him the tennis expert he had been speaking to earlier had mentioned how effortless it had been for Federrer the day before. Verdasco had actually beaten Nadal.
 
Considering the man was a professional footballer hes a disgrace. Looking at him I wonder how he can walk up stairs. If his blood pressure gets any higher hell burst the fat pontificating twat.
Did I mention he was a Twat?
 
richardtheref said:
This morning Brazil said they were watching the tennis from Australia. He found it hard to believe that Verdasco was getting beat by an unknown player from Israel. He found this incredible as Verdasco had knocked Federrer out last round. Went on about it for 5 minutes. No one had the sense or knowledge to tell him the tennis expert he had been speaking to earlier had mentioned how effortless it had been for Federrer the day before. Verdasco had actually beaten Nadal.
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He's a thick fucker.

I wonder if he has info on TS bosses that keeps him in a job. He fucks up through either being pissed or just lazy on a daily basis. No wonder Cork and Murphey sound pissed off when on with him. Not forgetting his daily sucking rag cock.
 
Where is the station in London? "Talksport towers' makes it sound like some mysterious place..
 
I often get the impression that their 'live commentaries' are not done from grounds but in front of a TV. Crowd noise never seems natural or spontaneous, just a muffled background noise very different to Radio Manchester doing away matches. I cannot see clubs allowing them to hang around for a few hours after matches for Collymore to get people to ring him just to listen to his predictable long winded views. Whilst on way to an afternoon home match recently, some clown said if was raining like nothing else on earth. It was raining a bit in Gorton and Clayton and I got the distinct impression he was making it up....rainy City and all that.
 
Listened to the Breakfast show yesterday as I was on a long drive north. (that was the only reason I listened) any way the fat shite Brazil came out with some wonderful facts and made it sound as he was ITK. two hours later I pulled into a roadside caff and whilst having a brew I opened the Sun newspaper/comic only see his wonderful facts on their inside back page. He had stolen the facts from a comic !!!

What a lazy bastard and he gets paid for it.
 
moenchengladbach blau said:
I often get the impression that their 'live commentaries' are not done from grounds but in front of a TV. Crowd noise never seems natural or spontaneous, just a muffled background noise very different to Radio Manchester doing away matches. I cannot see clubs allowing them to hang around for a few hours after matches for Collymore to get people to ring him just to listen to his predictable long winded views. Whilst on way to an afternoon home match recently, some clown said if was raining like nothing else on earth. It was raining a bit in Gorton and Clayton and I got the distinct impression he was making it up....rainy City and all that.
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They were caught doing that for the germany WC.

Meanwhile on TS Pearce is whoring himself out for a managers jobs.
 
moenchengladbach blau said:
I often get the impression that their 'live commentaries' are not done from grounds but in front of a TV. Crowd noise never seems natural or spontaneous, just a muffled background noise very different to Radio Manchester doing away matches. I cannot see clubs allowing them to hang around for a few hours after matches for Collymore to get people to ring him just to listen to his predictable long winded views. Whilst on way to an afternoon home match recently, some clown said if was raining like nothing else on earth. It was raining a bit in Gorton and Clayton and I got the distinct impression he was making it up....rainy City and all that.
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Its not a good as their live golf commentary with some septic who is clearly sat in front of a laptop in an armchair somewhere. Forget his name now, some typical silly yank golf type name
 
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