United Thread 2015/16

[waspish]

Man United hero Cristiano Ronaldo agrees deal… he is desperate for Old Trafford return

Hahaha

It 's started sure as night follows day..

Headlines in the daily star...

Its sells papers and get clicks why wouldnt they keep repeating it every week.

 

[blueincy]

Its sells papers and get clicks why wouldnt they keep repeating it every defeat .

Edited for accuracy:-)

 

[worsleyweb]

Loved work today. Three rags came into my office. Big bitter ones as well who have been going on about pep not getting champions league etc. didn't say a word. not one word all day. If we win on Sunday I am going to wear a hat to work like teddy had on last night.

Wankers.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Ok, I wasn't the guy who said he was world class, he certainly isn't that and has quite a ways to go to earn that tag.

Sorry. Blue and a number did for my senile old brain!

 

[Blueknows]

Can anybody spot anything wrong with this thread title?
http://www.redcafe.net/threads/saturdays-atmosphere-v-bourmouth.417213/

must admit I sniggered at this one
The lap of honour/appreciation will make City's look like a packed stadium

 

[blue by birth]

Walking round Ashton for last few days and ive never seen so many rag shirts about, said to her indoors that if they lose to Wet Spam that they will all fuck off and hide again.
Sure enough went into Ashton this afternoon and didnt seen 1 red **** ....fucking soft twats arent they.


SCUMMY RAG TWATS

 

[remember arthur mann]

Walking round Ashton for last few days and ive never seen so many rag shirts about, said to her indoors that if they lose to Wet Spam that they will all fuck off and hide again.
Sure enough went into Ashton this afternoon and didnt seen 1 red **** ....fucking soft twats arent they.


SCUMMY RAG TWATS

Er, FAWLTY TOWERS ?

 

[cleavers]

Walking round Ashton for last few days and ive never seen so many rag shirts about, said to her indoors that if they lose to Wet Spam that they will all fuck off and hide again.
Sure enough went into Ashton this afternoon and didnt seen 1 red **** ....fucking soft twats arent they.

Lets hope they don't reappear on Sunday evening.

 

[aguero93:20]

Rats.

 

[Impeccable One]

Anyone get the feeling Rooney will have a Balon d'or season next year following on from lifting the European Championship ?

 

[Zubrman]

Anyone get the feeling Rooney will have a Balon d'or season next year following on from lifting the European Championship ?

A "Salon d'whore" more like.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Anyone get the feeling Rooney will have a Balon d'or season next year following on from lifting the European Championship ?

Nope

 

[bluethrunthru]

Anyone get the feeling Rooney will have a Balon d'or season next year following on from lifting the European Championship ?

Nah - but after this seasons events if thats on offer at Ladbrookes at 5000-1 I may have a quid on it

 

[TCIB]

http://www.football365.com/news/manchester-united-the-ridiculous-statistics

I should be laughing at utd with that but how it references us tbh makes me have a sad face. Not because it is negative either but more positive.
It assures me more i am right in thinking large sections of our support on bluemoon are to ready to slag our own club and players off.

 

[bluemc1]

Anyone notice the rags yesterday ? I met a few and I could see a big difference in them, the normal banter ha ha and all that wasn't there it was just pure anger at their side, my opinion is its not 4th they are mad about its the fact they thought they would finish above us and give us a summer of shit
Just goes to show how much they are and have been hurting

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Anyone notice the rags yesterday ? I met a few and I could see a big difference in them, the normal banter ha ha and all that wasn't there it was just pure anger at their side, my opinion is its not 4th they are mad about its the fact they thought they would finish above us and give us a summer of shit
Just goes to show how much they are and have been hurting

I said a similar thing in the pub to a load of rags yesterday,told them our aim is to win as many trophy's in a season as possible,although we've had a shite season this season.
Their main aim is to finish above us.tbf one of them did say"these days...yeah,your spot on".

 

[Vienna_70]

Can anybody spot anything wrong with this thread title?
http://www.redcafe.net/threads/saturdays-atmosphere-v-bourmouth.417213/

We've been rubbish for a long time now, and the fans deserve an announcement signalling change.

A long time? Really?

Rags have absolutely no idea what a long time is!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Can anybody spot anything wrong with this thread title?
http://www.redcafe.net/threads/saturdays-atmosphere-v-bourmouth.417213/

Only on page 2 but if I'm reading it right the armchair plastics are blaming the plastic tourists of bring plastics....

I'm going to take a deep breath and plough on. ;)

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I said a similar thing in the pub to a load of rags yesterday,told them our aim is to win as many trophy's in a season as possible,although we've had a shite season this season.
Their main aim is to finish above us.tbf one of them did say"these days...yeah,your spot on".

Us finishing 5th could have been really damaging for next season with where the club wants to be in European football and player recruitment. This was a perfect time for the rags to damage our development and keep the drip drip flow of champions league football money coming into the club.

It's damaging not being in the champs league, look what happened to the dippers when we replaced them as a top four club, shit players, shit managers and a nose dive in fortunes that they are still trying to recover from right now. If we get the result we need on Sunday watch the next financial figures for united show the problems of not being in Europes top competition.

They had their chance to lay a glove on us at Upton Park the other night and they blew it.

 

[crazyg]

Er, FAWLTY TOWERS ?

Not quite. The anagram for that was FLOWERY TWATS, but a good effort nonetheless.

;-)