United Thread 2015/16

[worsleyweb]

Us finishing 5th could have been really damaging for next season with where the club wants to be in European football and player recruitment. This was a perfect time for the rags to damage our development and keep the drip drip flow of champions league football money coming into the club.

It's damaging not being in the champs league, look what happened to the dippers when we replaced them as a top four club, shit players, shit managers and a nose dive in fortunes that they are still trying to recover from right now. If we get the result we need on Sunday watch the next financial figures for united show the problems of not being in Europes top competition.

They had their chance to lay a glove on us at Upton Park the other night and they blew it.

I think people have grossly under estimated how significant it is who comes 4th this season. Please god we do it.

 

[Slashman X]

The Turtle has been in charge for 38 Premier League away games and won just 13. Long may he reign.

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

The majority of rags on Rag Cafe seem to want 4th over the FA Cup given the choice. Really that says it all about how big Sunday is to both clubs.

 

[kenzie115]

The Turtle has been in charge for 38 Premier League away games and won just 13. Long may he reign.

Makes the defeat a few weeks ago even more depressing.

 

[SWP's back]

http://www.football365.com/news/manchester-united-the-ridiculous-statistics

I should be laughing at utd with that but how it references us tbh makes me have a sad face. Not because it is negative either but more positive.
It assures me more i am right in thinking large sections of our support on bluemoon are to ready to slag our own club and players off.

Yet they had it in their hands to finish above us. That's very damning of our club and players isn't it?

 

[richardtheref]

Below is a list i compiled over the last year. All these predictions came from a rag who works in our office. Brilliant reading, most of them.

1. City will not finish in the top 4 this season - pre season

2. Morgan Schneiderlain will be crowned PFA player of the year at the end of the season. pre season

3. City will not sign any of Sterling, De Bruyne or Pogba. pre season

4. Ramos & Pedro will both sign for Utd before the end of the summer transfer window. pre season

5. Depay will both score & assist more goals than Sterling – 02/09/2015

6. Utd will go further in the Champs Lge than any other English side – 02/09/2015

7. De Bruyne will be a complete failure and end up in Portugal or Holland in 2 years 15/09/2015

8. Martial will win PFA young player of the year & will probably be top Premier Lge goalscorer – 01/10/2015

9. Martial will prove to be more of a bargain than De Bruyne 01/10/2015

10. Louis Van Gaal will be replaced by Pep Guardiola before the beginning of next season 15/12/15

11. Man City will still win the league – 17/02/2016 2 pm

12. “Richard you will win sports personality of the year before Man City get to the Champs League Final” – 13/04/2016 2pm

13. “Utd will win the FA Cup at a canter & will also replace City in the top 4” – 21/04/2016

14. “Utd will not drop another point this season” – 09/05/2016

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Below is a list i compiled over the last year. All these predictions came from a rag who works in our office. Brilliant reading, most of them.

1. City will not finish in the top 4 this season - pre season

2. Morgan Schneiderlain will be crowned PFA player of the year at the end of the season. pre season

3. City will not sign any of Sterling, De Bruyne or Pogba. pre season

4. Ramos & Pedro will both sign for Utd before the end of the summer transfer window. pre season

5. Depay will both score & assist more goals than Sterling – 02/09/2015

6. Utd will go further in the Champs Lge than any other English side – 02/09/2015

7. De Bruyne will be a complete failure and end up in Portugal or Holland in 2 years 15/09/2015

8. Martial will win PFA young player of the year & will probably be top Premier Lge goalscorer – 01/10/2015

9. Martial will prove to be more of a bargain than De Bruyne 01/10/2015

10. Louis Van Gaal will be replaced by Pep Guardiola before the beginning of next season 15/12/15

11. Man City will still win the league – 17/02/2016 2 pm

12. “Richard you will win sports personality of the year before Man City get to the Champs League Final” – 13/04/2016 2pm

13. “Utd will win the FA Cup at a canter & will also replace City in the top 4” – 21/04/2016

14. “Utd will not drop another point this season” – 09/05/2016

Sounds like he knows his onions.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Below is a list i compiled over the last year. All these predictions came from a rag who works in our office. Brilliant reading, most of them.

1. City will not finish in the top 4 this season - pre season

2. Morgan Schneiderlain will be crowned PFA player of the year at the end of the season. pre season

3. City will not sign any of Sterling, De Bruyne or Pogba. pre season

4. Ramos & Pedro will both sign for Utd before the end of the summer transfer window. pre season

5. Depay will both score & assist more goals than Sterling – 02/09/2015

6. Utd will go further in the Champs Lge than any other English side – 02/09/2015

7. De Bruyne will be a complete failure and end up in Portugal or Holland in 2 years 15/09/2015

8. Martial will win PFA young player of the year & will probably be top Premier Lge goalscorer – 01/10/2015

9. Martial will prove to be more of a bargain than De Bruyne 01/10/2015

10. Louis Van Gaal will be replaced by Pep Guardiola before the beginning of next season 15/12/15

11. Man City will still win the league – 17/02/2016 2 pm

12. “Richard you will win sports personality of the year before Man City get to the Champs League Final” – 13/04/2016 2pm

13. “Utd will win the FA Cup at a canter & will also replace City in the top 4” – 21/04/2016

14. “Utd will not drop another point this season” – 09/05/2016

Brilliant, I believe we ought to get similar posts on a quarterly basis.

 

[stony]

I'll just leave this here..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...r-Mauricio-Pochettino-meet-lunch-Mayfair.html

Just signed a new deal at Spurs until 2021. Levy making sure he gets more compo from the rags.

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Just signed a new deal at Spurs until 2021. Levy making sure he gets more compo from the rags.

Good news if true...he's a decent Manager...wouldn't want him anywhere near the rags...who are fast running out of options...Bryan Riggs it is then

 

[stony]

Good news if true...he's a decent Manager...wouldn't want him anywhere near the rags...who are fast running out of options...Bryan Riggs it is then

It's on the Sky website. I agree he is a good manager. Mourinho at the rags doesn't worry me, the thought of Poch bringing his particular brand of football to the Swamp worries the shit out of me. I'd be happier if he fucked off abroad, but I'm delighted it looks like he isn't going to the rags.

 

[richardtheref]

Brilliant, I believe we ought to get similar posts on a quarterly basis.

Unfortunately he is leaving our company soon so there will be no more comedy gold.

 

[mat]

SCUM

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Below is a list i compiled over the last year. All these predictions came from a rag who works in our office. Brilliant reading, most of them.

1. City will not finish in the top 4 this season - pre season

2. Morgan Schneiderlain will be crowned PFA player of the year at the end of the season. pre season

3. City will not sign any of Sterling, De Bruyne or Pogba. pre season

4. Ramos & Pedro will both sign for Utd before the end of the summer transfer window. pre season

5. Depay will both score & assist more goals than Sterling – 02/09/2015

6. Utd will go further in the Champs Lge than any other English side – 02/09/2015

7. De Bruyne will be a complete failure and end up in Portugal or Holland in 2 years 15/09/2015

8. Martial will win PFA young player of the year & will probably be top Premier Lge goalscorer – 01/10/2015

9. Martial will prove to be more of a bargain than De Bruyne 01/10/2015

10. Louis Van Gaal will be replaced by Pep Guardiola before the beginning of next season 15/12/15

11. Man City will still win the league – 17/02/2016 2 pm

12. “Richard you will win sports personality of the year before Man City get to the Champs League Final” – 13/04/2016 2pm

13. “Utd will win the FA Cup at a canter & will also replace City in the top 4” – 21/04/2016

14. “Utd will not drop another point this season” – 09/05/2016

Maybe reserve judgement on no 13 till after Sunday ?

 

[laserblue]

Maybe reserve judgement on no 13 till after Sunday ?

If that prediction had been made 6 months ago then fair enough but that Mystic Rag only came out with it 3 weeks ago.

 

[KentBlue]

Maybe reserve judgement on no 13 till after Sunday ?

If the vermin do win it certainly won't be at a canter. Palace will be no push-overs. Pardew (twat though the man certainly is) will have his players fired up for the big occasion - and I have a feeling they might just deliver the goods. The rags really are piss awful.

 

[dadnlad]

If the vermin do win it certainly won't be at a canter. Palace will be no push-overs. Pardew (twat though the man certainly is) will have his players fired up for the big occasion - and I have a feeling they might just deliver the goods. The rags really are piss awful.

i fear Palace will have their bellies tickle as its an honor to be on same pitch as them lot
hope im wrong

 

[Vienna_70]

Just signed a new deal at Spurs until 2021. Levy making sure he gets more compo from the rags.

So Potch had a free meal on the pisscan and scum, in the hope (theirs) that he would join them, and promptly signs a new contract with Spurs.

Hilarious.

 

[bluesoup]

Nothing like leverage, piss can was truly used and hope he paid for lunch...

 

[ccr]

So Potch had a free meal on the pisscan and scum, in the hope (theirs) that he would join them, and promptly signs a new contract with Spurs.

Hilarious.

Wrong. Slack Alice took him out , to tell him he wasn't wanted. It's a fact ,that anyone would crawl over broken glass to go there.