United thread 2015/16

[mat]

There's gonna be some giddy rags in my local tonight.

 

[CityFan94]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ules-day-sacked-manager.html#comments-3610646

What a disgusting club. Absolutely no class whatsoever.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ules-day-sacked-manager.html#comments-3610646

What a disgusting club. Absolutely no class whatsoever.

And you needed that article to arrive at that conclusion?

 

[FantasyIreland]

Has Pep changed his mind?? I swear I just heard it reported that Yoonited have finally got their man?

 

[ganganvince]

Anyone willing to take a stab at what first 5 games the random computer may throw up

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Us and Chelsea are the winners here
As the media wankfest and hype will now go on all summer with them it will allow Pep and Conte to go about their business under the radar

 

[sir baconface]

So fitting that this football-club-turned-commercial-tart was held up by imaging rights and trademarks of all things.

Own up; who on here has bought "JM" eye drops or a "PEG" do it yourself medical kit?

 

[sir baconface]

He's just a shit Frank O'Farrell.

 

[MillisleBlue]

A vile and repulsive excuse of a human being managing a vile and repulsive excuse of a football club?

Perfect.

 

[aguero93:20]

What does PEG stand for?

Playing Europa Games.

 

[Falcao]

Playing Europa Games.

Heh, nice double meaning then.

 

[Viridian]

Could be brilliant for them, could be a disaster.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Very good. He brings antagonism and disruption in his wake. Ourselves, Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool all have good reasons for hating that club even more. I dare say Spurs and Leicester aren't too keen either.

 

[CitizenTID]

Chance of them winning Europa?

 

[laughing gravy]

Chance of them winning Europa?

more chance of me putting water on a burning bacon face lol

 

[aguero93:20]

Chance of them winning Europa?

Depends who drops out of the champion's league and how highly they prioritise it tbf.

 

[squirtyflower]

Depends who drops out of the champion's league and how highly they prioritise it tbf.

Perhaps he'll play the kids, he has a long history of blooding youngsters

 

[manimanc]

Could be brilliant for them, could be a disaster.

Nothing in the middle then? I feel like saying if my aunt had a set of bollocks she'd be my uncle but I won't.

 

[aguero93:20]

Perhaps he'll play the kids, he has a long history of blooding youngsters

I thought it was Hazard was bloodying the youngsters and Maureen preferred coaches?

Spoiler: Disclaimer

this refers to hazard kicking ball boys and does not imply nonce like behaviour, that's Adam Johnson

 

[squirtyflower]

I thought it was Hazard was bloodying the youngsters and Maureen preferred coaches?

Oooh