United thread 2015/16

[aguero93:20]

Image rights? What's up can't they get the correct size dummy on the replica plates and glasses with his face on?

Come on now, you know how important tacky merchandise is to our inbred cousins. They'll want to have their 'special one' memorabilia ready to go.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Hi Sam!

Not seen you for a while. How's it going?

Hi Fella.. kept low for a bit.. but should be on more often..you keepin ok?

 

[Vienna_70]

I've just had a thought.

What if the rags end up like their 'bitter and traditional rivals', the red Scouse, and finish mid-table season after season?

Will they be sacking the manager every year, as they haven't achieved Champions League qualification?

Or will they just accept that they're crap?

 

[blue_sonic176]

Come on now, you know how important tacky merchandise is to our inbred cousins. They'll want to have their 'special one' memorabilia ready to go.

The list of possible Jose Mourinho brand products: https://www.ipo.gov.uk/tmcase/Results/4/EU004365755

Brace yourselves for the Jose Mourinho lingerie!

 

[Vienna_70]

Hi Fella.. kept low for a bit.. but should be on more often..you keepin ok?

Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.

Enjoying the shenanigans going on in Trafford.

 

[cleavers]

United might have to pay Chelsea to use his name on merchandise, that's funny, Chelsea registered the trademark for his name and signature in 2005, and still own it.

It won't delay a deal apparently..............except it is delaying a deal already.

 

[aguero93:20]

The list of possible Jose Mourinho brand products: https://www.ipo.gov.uk/tmcase/Results/4/EU004365755

Brace yourselves for the Jose Mourinho lingerie!

Can't wait to see the rags throwing Jose Mourinho brand collectible coins at our players as they take corners. They've missed a trick not getting snack noodles in there though Chelsea have, I reckon this is going ahead.

 

[Uwe Already]

Is just me or has the IPO website gone offline all of a sudden?

 

[CelesteItis]

Dunno if already posted
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[sir baconface]

Mourinho has them over a barrel,IMO.
He'll be sat there like a fucking King with more say than baconface ever had,and I see the head of baconface eventually exploding.
It's not gonna end well.

You're hard to please, spiderboy. That sounds a very satisfactory ending to me.