United 2016/17

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mancitymick said:
So they have a new song for Zlatan yet mention City in it, Why?
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero.
On a free from PSG,
He cost us f***ing zero.
6 foot 5; hard as f**k,
He gets the Reds excited.
Stick your City up your a**e,
'Cos we are Man United!

Maybe a better option would be

Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish geek

On a free from PSG,
On half a mill a week
6 foot odd; ugly as f**k,
He gets the rags excited.
Academy are all sold off,
Just like Leeds United!


 
Jose is going to be going all out for media sympathy this year (as if he needs to!) and they're going to lap it all up.

Zlatan's a ****.
 
Manchester_lalala said:
They've done quite well in recent years with getting rid of their players which you can't help but dislike. I keeping seeing videos of pogba, lingard and ibrahimovic and I can sense they've got potential to being cunts like they've had in the years gone by.
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couldn,t agree more.
 
Moggzy said:
"His football is shit,
their fans are all pricks
Jose and Utd are a perfect fit"
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Love this one. It could catch on.
Edit: I've just been on my jollies, 10 days in menorca. Lovely place. Met lots of different people out there. Got talking with lots of different fans. Lads from Leicester, arsenal, palace, Sheffield, Peterborough. We all had the banter and a few estrellas and chewed the fat over football. Then there he was. The sole rag on the complex. Walked past me and said "you got a bit of shit on your shirt mate.".
I shall say no more.
 
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They have to be let in to the champions league after today. They're pretty much the league champions already anyway.
 
I used to laugh and think it a bit OTT when I'd read on here Blues not having rag mates, but I'm actually beginning to see why now, they've been quiet for a few years on my facebook page and now, all of a sudden, the gobshites have crawled out from under their rock, so I've unfollowed the irritating insufferable sad little cunts, I've had to, there's a real temptation to bury a 20lb lump hammer into their skulls, then brand their faces with a hot iron (on full steam).
 
Having listened to bits of talk crap in the car this weekend, we may as well all give up now, they have instantly found their identity now, and will go on to win the league.

It`s utterly embarrassing the w@nkfest.
 
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bazbarrybazzer said:
Having listened to bits of talk crap in the car this weekend, we may as well all give up now, the have instantly found their identity now, and will go on to win the league.

It`s utterly embarrassing the w@nkfest.
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Got in work this morning to all the rags towing the same line, might as well give them the fucking trophy now...
 
super_city_si said:
They have to be let in to the champions league after today. They're pretty much the league champions already anyway.
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if every team plays like bornemouth against them they effing will be league champions.
missed the first half when apparently they were gifted two goals, by the time i had a stream up online i saw a pathetic,non tackling,non performance from the so called cherries.sick of teams lying down to the bastards,does my head in.no wonder u have such a ponsey nickname bournemouth,maybe you should change it to the babyshams.
pathetic.
 
Bournemouth were largely rubbish, but, before the first goal, they were playing some better football than United. That goal killed any chance they had. Altho i do think they'll be up and around the top 4, they played a lot more hoof ball than i expected....
 
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