United away - pre-match thread

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karen7 said:
That is when i crap myself usually lol
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It's usually when I get annoyed, although the drop in people giving out this season has made it better, less "what the fuck is that senile old **** doing starting 11 players for, the useless ****, he should be sacked".
 
jimmygrimblesboots said:
Always usually have a niggling doubt approaching derby day , but i am surprisingly calm , because in Guardiola ,we have a pro-active coach who i believe can tactically adapt a team to most situations , a draw would'nt be the end of the world , but i think we need to nip this Rag optimism in the bud and take the 3 pts, they can then focus on their massive Thursday night game , against FC Cockwomble.
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I'm not. It's only Tuesday & my stomach's already churning over at 5 times the speed of your average industrial cement mixer.

Hate those cheating rag b*stards!!
Hate Derby Week!!
Hate (in progress) Derby Games, full stop!!
 
I think we'll dominate them and play them off the park. I honestly believe we're so much better than them in ALL areas of the pitch but for some reason I can't see us smashing 'em, going for 2-1 to the blue boys.
 
We play the prettier football thats for sure whether that will win the game or not time only knows I fucking hope so though!
 
urban genie said:
Well Pep has said Ilkey is ready and looking more likely the otter will only back thursday night so I am going for

Bravo
Sagna, Stones, Kolarov, Clichey
Ferdy
Silva, Gundogan
Sterling, Nolito, KDB

We can dick these rag fuckwits
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I think this is probably our strongest lineup without Aguero but I just fear the lack of game time of Bravo and Gundogan will hinder us at Old Toilet. With Aguero and say a November Derby at their place we could have handed them a footballing lesson.
 
I like going to Derbies, but I can't watch them on telly. I'll be off for a really long swim and get out in time for the result. Can't stand those cunts, and fucking dread work if we lose.
 
Yes they've improved, but so have we and our manager will have a plan. I'm totally confident that we'll wipe the floor with these. They're a physical side, but once we get the ball on the floor our quality will come to the fore.

Bravo
Sagna Kompany Stones Clichy
Navas Gundogan Dinho Silva Sterling
Nolito.

3-1 City.
 
The closer it gets to Saturday, the more nervous I am becoming.

Talk about butterflies, more like bloody albatrosses.

With Kun out, the pressure is certainly on the rags, more than it is on us.

I would take a draw right now.
 
malg said:
I like going to Derbies, but I can't watch them on telly. I'll be off for a really long swim and get out in time for the result. Can't stand those cunts, and fucking dread work if we lose.
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Absolutely mate. I can't stand the build up or watching it on telly. I won't even be able to come on here for a week if we lose. I just try and pretend nothing happened if we loose but there's enough plastics at work/pub to spout shit afterwards. Isn't it meant to be entertainment/fun lol? Fuckin hate Derby days.
 
We're playing a team with Fellani, Granny shagger (waaay past his best) and a more technically gifted Peter Crouch who we kept quiet over two games last season. They think aerial bombardment will beat us (typical english team) but you have to have the ball to do that ;P
 
wattle said:
Absolutely mate. I can't stand the build up or watching it on telly. I won't even be able to come on here for a week if we lose. I just try and pretend nothing happened if we loose but there's enough plastics at work/pub to spout shit afterwards. Isn't it meant to be entertainment/fun lol? Fuckin hate Derby days.
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same as me mate 100%
 
malg said:
I like going to Derbies, but I can't watch them on telly. I'll be off for a really long swim and get out in time for the result.
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i genuinely can't get my head round this, man.

for me, it's the pure rush of excitement that we might destroy 'em that is attractive.
i would be going even more bonkers if i was doing something other than watching it.
not knowing what was happening would be far greater mental torture than watching us lose.

presumably, you'll only watch a re-run of the game if we win and won't bother if we lose.
i'm not having a go at you, i'm just curious as to where the entertainment in that is.
 
Brendan110_0 said:
We're playing a team with Fellani, Granny shagger (waaay past his best) and a more technically gifted Peter Crouch who we kept quiet over two games last season. They think aerial bombardment will beat us (typical english team) but you have to have the ball to do that ;P
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spot on, time to go man up and go against the usual grain and have the confidence well do the c**ts.
 
karen7 said:
Silva on the derby: "We will go out to win the match. We know they are a very difficult rival, but we won't settle for a draw."
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I prefer players shut up about what they are going to do or willing to do before a game. Too many times we have seen bold claims being made before a match, but the actual match ends up anything what was proclaimed earlier.
 
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