Wife's Knickers stuck in the Hoover

[sheikmedick]

got a day off work today so thought I,d tidy up for the missus before the pub opens.anyway about 2 minutes into it I,ve sucked up some knickers and can,t get the fuckers out of the pipe.any tips ?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I can believe the bit about the knickers up the hoover but I don't believe a fucking word about you tidying up! Let's have the real details with a series of pictures, youtube video so we can get the full ambience of your day off (with wifey!)

 

[The perfect fumble]

Where's Leslie Philips when you need him?

 

[inbetween]

Just getting my post on the first page of what will be a future classic thread. Anyway, tell us what really happened?

 

[CTID1988]

Bollocks. You were wearing your wife's knickers while sucking yourself off with the hoover, you slipped and the knickers tore off and flew up the pipe. Dont lie mate, you're with friends here. We've all done it

 

[dickie davies]

So what you're really saying is that whist in a moment of sexual depravity, you raided your wife's knicker draw and put a pair on
Then you got the vacuum cleaner to give your nob a suck though the silky material
However you've increased the suction too much and the machine has sucked the knickers into to the pipe!!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I bet you've had your knob up there.

 

[sheikmedick]

think I will just have to nip the pipe to ease the pressure,and then just have a fiddle about until I can fish them out.

 

[dickie davies]

Bollocks. You were wearing your wife's knickers while sucking yourself off with the hoover, you slipped and the knickers tore off and flew up the pipe. Dont lie mate, you're with friends here. We've all done it

!!!

My post directly after yours

 

[oakiecokie]

think I will just have to nip the pipe to ease the pressure,and then just have a fiddle about until I can fish them out.

Your fucking user name says a lot about you mate.Unfortunately we don`t believe a fucking word you say.Hurry up before the missus gets home.

 

[CTID1988]

!!!

My post directly after yours

Great minds think alike. And i did the same thing myself last week, was a dustbuster though

 

[dickie davies]

Great minds think alike. And i did the same thing myself last week, was a dustbuster though

Today's tip is lube your nob before placing the nozzle over the end
It gives a lovely smooth motion which can easily be operated left handed, leaving the right free for the mouse which in turn makes searching xhamster much more convenient

 

[Tarzan41]

Was she wearing them at the time?

 

[york away to this!]

When she gets home you won't be seen for dust...

 

[CTID1988]

Today's tip is lube your nob before placing the nozzle over the end
It gives a lovely smooth motion which can easily be operated left handed, leaving the right free for the mouse which in turn makes searching xhamster much more convenient

Im past using the nozzle now, i go straight for the business end. I mean, come on, look at the arse on that! What man could resist

 

[sheikmedick]

Just fiddling about now.

Im past using the nozzle now, i go straight for the business end. I mean, come on, look at the arse on that! What man could resist

is that the Gristlegripper 3000.whoooah!

 

[mat]

Im past using the nozzle now, i go straight for the business end. I mean, come on, look at the arse on that! What man could resist

Good luck....

 

[purplenose]

got a day off work today so thought I,d tidy up for the missus before the pub opens.anyway about 2 minutes into it I,ve sucked up some knickers and can,t get the fuckers out of the pipe.any tips ?

Tidying up...hoovering...your a man ffs....you have got yourself in a mess through interfering with things that are non of your business, now fuck off to the pub and have a word with yourself.....

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Bollocks. You were wearing your wife's knickers while sucking yourself off with the hoover, you slipped and the knickers tore off and flew up the pipe.

Close Mr.Watson....... butt it appears the suspect knickers have double sided skid marks, therefore I have cum to the conclusion the bored male inserted the up into the nether regions of himself and got far too over excited during his personal spit roast. I suspect he may have used the hoover to retract the evidence thus clogging the electrical sucking machine, the question is...... how is he going to get that fecking huge smile off his face before the missus gets home??

the durty b@$tid.....

 

[maccadon]

Tidying up...hoovering...your a man ffs....you have got yourself in a mess through interfering with things that are non of your business, now fuck off to the pub and have a word with yourself.....

Only this.