Your Ideal Garage

[DrBlueBob]

My fridge is fucking bare and I need to go shopping, but the wind is howling and it's absolutely pissing down.

Some sort of hat would seem to be in order.

 

[BimboBob]

my garage last winter

That door is off centre. And is that a man in a tall stove pipe hat in the foreground?

 

[idahoblues]

What's in the room upstairs? TV, armchair and fridge?

yup and my drum set

 

[idahoblues]

That door is off centre. And is that a man in a tall stove pipe hat in the foreground?

it's the cat's breathing tube

 

[BimboBob]

it's the cat's breathing tube

Or a submarine periscope.

 

[west didsblue]

That door is off centre. And is that a man in a tall stove pipe hat in the foreground?

An Abraham Lincoln statue I'm guessing.

 

[DrBlueBob]

my garage last winter

I guess you get more bang for your buck where you are. Mighty impressive IB.

 

[idahoblues]

An Abraham Lincoln statue I'm guessing.

It's a Bong

 

[aguero93:20]

yup and my drum set

it's the cat's breathing tube

Have you ever put the cat in the bass drum?

 

[DrBlueBob]

Many petrolheads/classic car buffs on here? Imagine Bozo has given you a lovely new garage, with space for 4 cars/motorbikes. What are they gonna be?

1- Classic Mini. Bought one 5 years ago, so that's staying.
2 - Land Rover (again, one of the classics though)
3 - Triumph Bonneville.
4 - Eagle Speedster (the 'new' Jaguar E-Type)

Actually, as they're all British I'd probably have to squeeze a tow truck in there too.

Sorry about the timber thread hijack thingy.
Nice Range Rover
Fiat 500 (cute wee town cars, I just think they are a classic.
Audi S4 avant
Can't think of any more so I'd go for a band saw and a pillar drill to round things off.
Maybe not in the spirit of the OP but it's my dream garage and it's already got too many cars in it.

 

[idahoblues]

Have you ever put the cat in the bass drum?

I don't think even that would wake him up

 

[aguero93:20]

I don't think even that would wake him up

Hot poker to start things off then, always works.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Hot poker to start things off then, always works.

I'm surprised you haven't gone for the (loud) brick through the windows to wake him up.

 

[aguero93:20]

I'm surprised you haven't gone for the (loud) brick through the windows to wake him up.

Missus gets pissed off if I brick our house.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Missus gets pissed off if I brick our house.

I bet she used to be fun.

 

[idahoblues]

Hot poker to start things off then, always works.

He might like that, then I'd have to do it all tbe time

 

[aguero93:20]

He might like that, then I'd have to do it all tbe time

Win win.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Not one mention of Tesco much cheaper than BP

 

[aguero93:20]

Not one mention of Tesco much cheaper than BP

Better selection of flat screens in Curry's though.

 

[west didsblue]

Better selection of flat screens in Curry's though.

You can't buy petrol at Curry's.