United 2016/17

[CityFan94]

Pogba's laughable dive making Mourinho desperately try to deflect the attention away from it only to end up getting sent off and charged by the FA is comedy gold.

£600 million spent for 6th place.

 

[Ballet On Ice]

Anyone got the clip of Pogba diving but the angle from behind him, someone showed it to me today and I swear he even throws his leg out trying to make contact this was more than a dive he was trying to get Nolan booked.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

PEG is a clever guy

Don't think he is mate,think it's more his employers being thick as fuck...think Maureen is pulling a major Clarkie.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

I like you.

With this final submission, I rest my case.

 

[Marvin]

I wonder how many Utd fans will buy the Mourinho FA conspiracy argument.

A fortnight ago it was Man Utd were the unluckiest team in the Premiership and they were playing great football but not getting the rewards they deserved. And now the results are not just down to bad luck but because referees are deliberately conspiring against Jose and Man Utd. All that's happened is that Man Utd are not getting the favours they used to get when they intimidated everyone in football.

 

[Bluekiwi]

He's been in the stands more times than the posters on ragcafe!!

Perhaps they should deduct the cost of a season ticket from his wages.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Unfortunately not many of the current scum squad can compete for England in the next Olympics diving competition. Wooney's only good for belly flops, and they don't score highly with impartial judges.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Unfortunately not many of the current scum squad can compete for England in the next Olympics diving competition. Wooney's only good for belly flops, and they don't score highly with impartial judges.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

£600 million spent for 6th place.

And here's hoping for £700M spent and 7th place next year. It's on the cards.

 

[manchester blue]

I wonder how many Utd fans will buy the Mourinho FA conspiracy argument.

A fortnight ago it was Man Utd were the unluckiest team in the Premiership and they were playing great football but not getting the rewards they deserved. And now the results are not just down to bad luck but because referees are deliberately conspiring against Jose and Man Utd. All that's happened is that Man Utd are not getting the favours they used to get when they intimidated everyone in football.

Lots of them. Have a look at the comments from @thefa 's announcement of the charge on Twitter. Quite incredible.

 

[blueinsa]

Lots of them. Have a look at the comments from @thefa 's announcement of the charge on Twitter. Quite incredible.

What they dont get is if asked about Nolito's yellow card at the weekend they will all say spot on, he shows dissent yet they cant quite grasp that kicking a water bottle after a decision from the ref is not the exact same thing, dissent.

I hope they throw the fucking book at him, look at his previous record and give him a 3 game ban because he is a prick!

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

What they dont get is if asked about Nolito's yellow card at the weekend they will all say spot on, he shows dissent yet they cant quite grasp that kicking a water bottle after a decision from the ref is not the exact same thing, dissent.

I hope they throw the fucking book at him, look at his previous record and give him a 3 game ban because he is a prick!

He's showing passion on the touchline, being unlucky, being picked on, conspiracy from officials has continued from Chelsea, he'll get it right soon, just needs another 3 transfer windows... these are just a couple of the excuses i've had in the last 24 hours from rags, I hope their delusion continues and the FA leave him alone to continue the circus of the touchline every weekend.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

He's showing passion on the touchline, being unlucky, being picked on, conspiracy from officials has continued from Chelsea, he'll get it right soon, just needs another 3 transfer windows... these are just a couple of the excuses i've had in the last 24 hours from rags, I hope their delusion continues and the FA leave him alone to continue the circus of the touchline every weekend.

Ah, but he has been dead unlucky though....

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Ah, but he has been dead unlucky though....

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin

 

[casserole of nonsense]

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin

That fucker is the epitome of the undead.
"The unlucky undead one".

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

That fucker is the epitome of the undead.
"The unlucky undead one".

I prefer 'the unlucky undead ****y one'

 

[vmsuhail]

The best thing is all the City fans that were so far up his arse over the summer saying he's still world class.

Clowns.

I was one of them and I am so happy to be proved wrong. :)

 

[casserole of nonsense]

I prefer 'the unlucky undead ****y one'

That's totally unnecessary, having a cheap shot at a man when he's down. He's all alone in a strange town, his wife won't even visit him and bring the kids, and he's been a really, really unlucky ****.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

That's totally unnecessary, having a cheap shot at a man when he's down. He's all alone in a strange town, his wife won't even visit him and bring the kids, and he's been a really, really unlucky ****.

And picked on, never forget the fact he is being picked on, kicking water bottles is totally fine usually, the FA are making an example out of him. The picked on one.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Plenty of Rags are now comparing Peg's tenure to Whisky conk circa 89/90, saying that Ferguson was
utter shite at first, but, given time, will restore them to the same sunlit uplands and dizzy heights that
he managed.
So, all he needs is 'Time,' something not available to any manager these days, but if they give it to him,
all will be well.
I'm with these Rags, I hope they give him a 20 year contract extension.