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casserole of nonsense said:
For fuck's sake man. He didn't jump out of the way, he dived. In football, jump is vertical and land on feet, dive is horizontal and land on overpaid, overrated face. He cost how much? Yes, so he ought to be athletic enough not to fall over when he "jumps".
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i think it was mark twain who said it's best not to argue with an idiot because he will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

the rag fans are like followers of a smeggy religion: they believe and repeat whatever they are told by their masters because it's easier that way than facing the truth.

you're talking to a wall by conversing with this nugget.
his username is like his club... well past its sell-by date.
yet they happily consume the mould they are sold as if fresh.
 
Good old Pogba......................he's given us blues some great ammo and entertainment since his over priced arrival at the theatre of divs

re arrival
 
calum down said:
i think it was mark twain who said it's best not to argue with an idiot because he will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

the rag fans are like followers of a smeggy religion: they believe and repeat whatever they are told by their masters because it's easier that way than facing the truth.

you're talking to a wall by conversing with this nugget.
his username is like his club... well past its sell-by date.
yet they happily consume the mould they are sold as if fresh.
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You're absolutely right, as was Mark Twain, and I really should know better.

It's called the Dunning-Kruger effect by psychologists. No point in trying to explain to someone who is stupid that they are doing something stupid, because they are too stupid to realise.

Dunning and Kruger wrote a paper about it when they interviewed a bank robber who didn't use a disguise and was caught very quickly using CCTV footage. When they asked him why he didn't wear any disguise, he said he sprayed his face with lemon juice because that would make him invisible, because he already knew that lemon juice could be used as invisible ink.
 
casserole of nonsense said:
You're absolutely right, as was Mark Twain, and I really should know better.

It's called the Dunning-Kruger effect by psychologists. No point in trying to explain to someone who is stupid that they are doing something stupid, because they are too stupid to realise.

Dunning and Kruger wrote a paper about it when they interviewed a bank robber who didn't use a disguise and was caught very quickly using CCTV footage. When they asked him why he didn't wear any disguise, he said he sprayed his face with lemon juice because that would make him invisible, because he already knew that lemon juice could be used as invisible ink.
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ig nobel prize winners rarely, if ever, get a mention on bluemoon.
splendid work, blue.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Listened to The Times' podcast in the car this morning and rag apologist Scowcroft was on. Not surprisingly he was staggered that Carlton Pogba was booked when all he was doing was trying to evade a tackle. Julian Laurens went mad at this saying Noble wasn't anywhere near Carlton and it was a blatant dive. Scumcroft also repeated Duncan Castles' nonsense that Peg needs 4 transfer windows to build a decent team. Marcotti and Laurens both effectively said Castles has no credibility and is just a mouthpiece for Peg and that the man himself said he only needed 4 players in the summer.
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That snivelling twat Marcotti was still taking his sly digs at Pep and attempting to justify Jose's assertion that they are in a false position in the league.
 
Ancient Citizen said:
Four fucking widows?
Jesus wept, their team is the most expensive ever assembled, but they now need a total clear out just
to to make top four? This is clearly Rag fans having their 'Duvet Day.' where if they can invent scenarios that
may, possibly, release them from the nightmare unfolding before their eyes, it will all be OK when they
wake up.
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If there was any justice in the world, they would be Colleen Rooney, Natasha Giggs, Norma Charlton and Cathy Ferguson.
 
Falcao said:
Well supposedly Noble admitted afterwards that he would have caught him if Pogba hadn't jumped out of the way. So maybe football expert Julien Laurens is wrong about that one and shouldn't get so mad.
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Let's for just one second pretend he was trying to get out of the way....

Why the screams and why the look of agony on his face and why the appeals for a free kick?

I will tell you why. He was diving and trying to Fucking cheat that's why.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Listened to The Times' podcast in the car this morning and rag apologist Scowcroft was on. Not surprisingly he was staggered that Carlton Pogba was booked when all he was doing was trying to evade a tackle. Julian Laurens went mad at this saying Noble wasn't anywhere near Carlton and it was a blatant dive. Scumcroft also repeated Duncan Castles' nonsense that Peg needs 4 transfer windows to build a decent team. Marcotti and Laurens both effectively said Castles has no credibility and is just a mouthpiece for Peg and that the man himself said he only needed 4 players in the summer.
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And they've all been brilliant, haven't they?

Mememememe, who started of well, but has hardly scored since his fourth of the season against us.
Carlton Pogbad, the invisible haircut.
Armenian Mickey, who was thrown under the double decker after one half of football.
Rumphole, who has had more bookings than a second-rate cabaret artiste.

Brilliant for every other team, that is.
 
calum down said:
ig nobel prize winners rarely, if ever, get a mention on bluemoon.
splendid work, blue.
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A perfect excuse to mention my favourite Ig Nobel prize winners. Hats off to joint-1992 winners Jim Knowlton, for his anatomy poster "Penises of the Animal Kingdom" and the U.S.National Endowment for the Arts, for encouraging Mr. Knowlton to develop his work into a pop-up book.
 
I've not heard one rag mention luck until Mourinho started whinging last week. Now, every time I turn on the radio, it's all they can talk about. So easily manipulated, so little independent thought. Some of the press are no better.
 
blueinsa said:
Let's for just one second pretend he was trying to get out of the way....

Why the screams and why the look of agony on his face and why the appeals for a free kick?

I will tell you why. He was diving and trying to Fucking cheat that's why.
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Exactly!!! For anybody... pundits or rags to try and say it was anything other than a dive is quite frankly embarrassing! Just fucking admit it and stop confirming your stereotype as gullible dickheads!
 
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