The most unfunny comedian ever

Cannon and Ball.

I have a vision of hell where I am gaffa taped to a seat in a shitty seaside resort theatre, that smells of piss and vomit and they are the only act for the rest of time.

Christopher Biggens is the compere.
 
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Jimmy Carr is pretty bad. I enjoyed watching an old repeat the other night of an old QI where the moonfaced twat was sat next to Victoria Coren-Mitchell, and her intellect made him look like an even bigger twat than he already is, and he knew it after about 10 mins of the half hour show. He went from:
1. being a clever **** nobody else found funny. To..
2. repeating the same silly twat act because he was already in it and thought he had better see it through and hope for better results. To...
3. realising he was completely out of his depth as she and Alan Davies humiliated him, and so laughing like a hysterical seal at everything. to....
4. shutting the fuck up, and letting the grown ups make a clever TV show


Anyway, aside from that **** who is just essentially a ****. Lenny Henry is without doubt the most unfunny comedian ever.
 
there are so many

current ones, the twat with the big collars, the twat who sweats a lot (though his tractor impersonation was quite funny the first time), the twat with the dodgy eye, the twat with his own show, silly glasses whiney high pitched voice and professional gay

Im crap with names
 
flook said:
there are so many

current ones, the twat with the big collars, the twat who sweats a lot (though his tractor impersonation was quite funny the first time), the twat with the dodgy eye, the twat with his own show, silly glasses whiney high pitched voice and professional gay

Im crap with names
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+1 and I would add that twat with the big teeth. The twat.
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
Jimmy Carr is pretty bad. I enjoyed watching an old repeat the other night of an old QI where the moonfaced twat was sat next to Victoria Coren-Mitchell, and her intellect made him look like an even bigger twat than he already is, and he knew it after about 10 mins of the half hour show. He went from:
1. being a clever **** nobody else found funny. To..
2. repeating the same silly twat act because he was already in it and thought he had better see it through and hope for better results. To...
3. realising he was completely out of his depth as she and Alan Davies humiliated him, and so laughing like a hysterical seal at everything. to....
4. shutting the fuck up, and letting the grown ups make a clever TV show


Anyway, aside from that **** who is just essentially a ****. Lenny Henry is without doubt the most unfunny comedian ever.
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If I was sitting next to Victoria Coren, controlling a major twitch-on would be my first priority.
 
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