The most unfunny comedian ever

[jayblue]

Mirandha or whatever the ugly unfunny cow is called

 

[CTID1988]

There's fucking loads. Lee Evans, Sarah millican, Michael McIntyre, Miranda, the cockney blonde guy with the massive teeth, Reginald D Hunter, John Bishop, Jason manford. Most popular comedians actually, because the most of the general public are idiots.

 

[Helmet Cole]

Peter Kay....

Rather rub my arse with a brick than watch that coont!

I find him very funny, but get the impression that beneath the jovial exterior lies an utter ****.

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

David Williams.

Basically, right he pretends to be gay and pinches men's bottoms and flirts with straight guys, but the hilarious thing is right wait for it......

He isn't actually gay.

how funny is that.

Plus

Alexander Armstrong. Posh toff tool. And your game show is shite and you can't sing.

 

[Why Always Ste]

Fuck loads of the cnuts,but top of my list would be Michael McIntyre about as funny as cancer..

This. Just can't find him funny at all.
Tried watching his stuff, just can't see the humour.

Can't stand the likes of Roy Chubby Brown, and whoever does that Mrs Brown Boys sketch.
Its vulgar and appeals to the lowest of the low typical Benidorm holidaymaker

Is Graham Norton still floating about?
Can't stand him. If he appears on my idiot box the channel is changed straight away.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Eddie Large or Miranda.

 

[Southern]

Alexander Armstrong. Posh toff tool. And your game show is shite and you can't sing.[/QUOTE]

Liked him in the Pimm's ads though

 

[Monkfish]

David Williams.

Basically, right he pretends to be gay and pinches men's bottoms and flirts with straight guys, but the hilarious thing is right wait for it......

He isn't actually gay.

how funny is that.

Plus

Alexander Armstrong. Posh toff tool. And your game show is shite and you can't sing.

Since when was Alexander Armstrong a comedian? Might as well include Phil Neville and Theresa May in your list

 

[PragueBlue]

Russell Howard. Unfunniest man alive.

 

[BimboBob]

Since when was Alexander Armstrong a comedian? Might as well include Phil Neville and Theresa May in your list

He did a show for quite a while with Ben Miller. The Armstrong and Miller Show. I think that counts.

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

He did a show for quite a while with Ben Miller. The Armstrong and Miller Show. I think that counts.

He may have done that show but he is definitely no comedian. He is a total BBC lovey basically allowed to get away with it. I like his posh really tall mate though.

 

[paulbob]

A few unfunny comedians from my youth
Arthur Askey
George Formby
Jerry Lewis
Dick Emery
Jimmy Clitheroe
Stanley Baxter

 

[Manc in London]

Miranda.

Dreadful. Being tall, having big feet and being clumsy is not funny. A comedian aimed at middle aged, middle class people from the Home Counties. Shite. Utter shite.

 

[Ban-jani]

Watching the last leg and that fucking fat little **** Josh Widdicombe is on there.

He's so bloody unfunny is angering me these cunts think he's acceptable to put on to entertain the general public.

 

[BigBluey]

Lee Evans
Russell Howard
Jimmy Carr
Russell Brand
Tom o'connor
Alan Carr
Ben Elton
Alexi Sayle
Freddie Starr
To name a few

I will finish in the words of the great Bernard Manning
"It's easy to laugh and be happy,
when the world rolls along like a song,
But a man is worthwhile,
If he can just smile,
When everything goes ffing wrong.....”

 

[Sid C]

If there was a thread for the funniest comedian ever I doubt it would reach 20 pages!

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

Amy Schumer. Don't know if it's been posted but I gurantee nobody here can top that one

 

[Vic]

Stewart Lee. We nearly walked out of his "44th best stand up" show at Edinburgh. Dissed the "Del falling through the bar" sketch, then dissed people who watch Big Brother - then spent ten minutes cracking jokes about contestants on Big Brother that - if you didn't watch Big Brother - were pointless. Dissed Peter Kay, and I only just avoided heckling "at least he's funny". Sorry for those who nominated him on here but selling out the MEN Arena for weeks says something.

A few unfunny comedians from my youth
Arthur Askey
George Formby
Jerry Lewis
Dick Emery
Jimmy Clitheroe
Stanley Baxter

Wow - who did you like? Rob Wilton? "The day war broke out...." Chick Murray? (I heard part of his routine recycled only this week: I went to see the doctor. He said, "Right, take your clothes off." I said, "Where shall I put them?" "Put them on top of mine")

I think part of the problem is that TV eats up jokes. You can't hone the act with your best material as once you've done the TV show it's dead. (Maybe Milton Jones is an exception, as half his act is writing the first half of jokes for the audience to fill in.)

I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect. That hepatitis B.

I'll tell you what's a dangerous ocean. .....................

 

[crazyg]

Stewart Lee. We nearly walked out of his "44th best stand up" show at Edinburgh. Dissed the "Del falling through the bar" sketch, then dissed people who watch Big Brother - then spent ten minutes cracking jokes about contestants on Big Brother that - if you didn't watch Big Brother - were pointless. .

He can't be all bad then, can he?

 

[talkativesprout]

I will finish in the words of the great Bernard Manning
"It's easy to laugh and be happy,
when the world rolls along like a song,
But a man is worthwhile,
If he can just smile,
When everything goes ffing wrong.....”

Loved Big Bernard,

"If it's funny it's a fuckin joke, fuck off and be offended elsewhere. It isn't a coincidence what we do is called an act"

Watched an old video on youtube a couple of week ago, must have been a City social club party or something. One of the stripers came on with the old EIDOS strip body painted on her massive personality