The most unfunny comedian ever

dronefromsector7G said:
I saw a minute or two of Miranda 'doing stand up' last night, in front of thousands. Her jokes are shit and she hasnt got a single comedic bone in her body. It's literally like they've dragged some stupid bitch out of the local charity shop and shoved a mic in her hand and said 'go on have a try love'. She must be laughing her bollocks off (and I do mean bollocks)
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Well said drone. My daughter was in stitches at her prancing about. She's just a big unfunny tranny looking woman.
 
Me and the old man were on a drive the other night and listened to Peter Kay's Car Share with Johnny Walker. Apart from a couple of decent 50s tracks from Johnny, the show mostly consisted of Kay's inane burblings while they drove around Manchester and Bolton. The highlight of the program came when they stopped at a butty shop that had run out of corned beef. 'We haven't got any garlic bread either', the assistant quipped.
 
dronefromsector7G said:
I saw a minute or two of Miranda 'doing stand up' last night, in front of thousands. Her jokes are shit and she hasnt got a single comedic bone in her body. It's literally like they've dragged some stupid bitch out of the local charity shop and shoved a mic in her hand and said 'go on have a try love'. She must be laughing her bollocks off (and I do mean bollocks)
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We turned it off instantly, as funny as cancer she is!
 
johnny on the spot said:
Me and the old man were on a drive the other night and listened to Peter Kay's Car Share with Johnny Walker. Apart from a couple of decent 50s tracks from Johnny, the show mostly consisted of Kay's inane burblings while they drove around Manchester and Bolton. The highlight of the program came when they stopped at a butty shop that had run out of corned beef. 'We haven't got any garlic bread either', the assistant quipped.
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I saw him on his last tour at manchester arena & he was funny beyond belief!! but saw his xmas "special" on bbc1 & he almost made miranda seem funny
 
Dane Cook - First time I saw him I thought he was suffering from a severe form of ADHD and was off his meds.

Carlos Mencia - Most of the jokes he ripped off weren't that funny to begin with. A prime example of why you shouldn't encourage people with no talent.

Demetri Martin - Tells a type of joke that I guess, some people manage to get, because he obviously has an audience. I don't ever seem to think it's funny though.
 
pfazz said:
Ken faking Dodd must surely hold the trophy for the most unfunny twat that ever trod the boards.
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For some reason which for the life of me I cannot remember why, I saw him live at the Palace Theatre about 20 years ago with a few mates. I can only think we were on a jolly or had been given free tickets for some reason

The audience was full of middle aged to old people waving tickling sticks in the air and I cannot recall even raising a smirk once

We were warned by the bloke behind the bar that he is well known for staying on stage for 1 or 2 hours longer than he is supposed to

We left after about an hour to get back to the boozer
 
What annoys me about some self-righteous holier-than-thou so-called comedians is when they say "Comedy is about challenging your prejudices, making you think differently about the world..."

No it's not, you numbskulls, it's about being funny and making me laugh. Try it some time. There's a time and a place for social commentary. Not when I want to be amused, though.
 
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