Clearly I can't go through the squad player by player so let me explain in general terms.
"One of ours" was intended to mean more than just someone on our books. It isn't determined by place of birth, race or nationality. It's someone who has earned their spurs through effort, commitment, local empathy, etc. Someone who's adopted us and contributed plenty to the cause. Classic exemplars: Zab, SWP, Micah, The Goat.
Conversely, someone who has no obvious local or club allegiance, or who may have been here five minutes, or contributed little of note and has not neither taken us into his bosom or vice versa is not (yet) "one of us". Classic exemplars: Danny-fcukin-Mills, Wayne Bridge, McMinimum.
Now tell me why that's bizarre. Because your ridiculous obsession with Bravo, which seems to dominate your every working hour and defy everyone else's observations, would strike some as bizarre. (Latter point directed at mossideblue because I know SWPB is now coming round.)