Recent content by Ivan Lentil

Martin Samuel subtly yet devastatingly contrasts Pep and Klopp in the times today in a little section listing every manager who’s won the PL Pep’s blurb reads “…. a run of 6 titles in 7 years …. leaves the club as a legend this summer” Klopp’s reads “Disrupted Guardiola’s golden run but never...

Historically I’ve nothing against Arsenal really, in fact I was very grateful to them for depriving the rags on a number of occasions in the Wenger years and you couldn’t fail to enjoy some of the football they played This iteration of them though is fairly disgraceful and very dislikeable and...

Ecstasy for Erling Karma's a bitch

Nauseatingly pro Arsenal coverage ..... dredged Jack Wilshere up from nowhere for his punditry debut. Keown being Keown. Ally and Gerrard following strict instructions to fawn over every aspect of Arsenal. Needless to say their coverage of City v Inter was nothing like this Cunts

Get rid of 95% of the stewards. They serve no purpose. They’re useless in a crisis. They hinder rather than help. Most people know the alphabet and can count and can therefore find their own seat. Most people can recognise toilet signs. Why do we needs hundreds and hundreds of stewards.

The Sheikh should buy Sky, sack 99% of the irritating cunts who work there, install Natalie and her chubby sidekick as lead presenters and get lots more City pundits on there. For City v Arsenal matches Micah would go H2H in the studio with Nedum - we’ll see how well that works out for him

Lol yeah that particular line leapt off the page at me

Along with big Erl he's by far the best, most effective player in the team Selling him now for £50m or some other derisory sum would be madness. What does £50m buy you these days ... Tijjani Reijnders. Give me another year of Rodri bossing games and see what the future holds

A class act from the Villa to give Bernie and Stonesy a guard of honour as they were subbed off. The irony of Bernardo receiving a thoroughly sportsmanlike, enthusiastically participated in guard of honour from the opposition, was I’m sure not lost on anybody in the stadium

What a truly gorgeous tribute, pitch perfect, not a dry eye in the house

You could say it’s a good thing to use our bad luck / bad calls up in a game that didn’t really matter as luck / bad calls will even themselves out over the course of a season But you’d have to be extremely naive to believe that to be true Has it got to the point where we’d be better off with...

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Never again please

Utter shite, a foretaste of next season And it’ll feel like it’s almost next season by the time this tribute gets started ffs

And the same season we got a similar crowd against the Geordies