Recent content by Kippaxpete

If you think the Piccadilly Tap is a shithole, you can't have visited many shitholes in your life! Perhaps not one to impress colleagues but it's a perfectly serviceable, no-nonsense boozer serving a decent selection of interesting beers.

Never has the adage about a fool and his money being parted been so apt. Fucking morons, every one of them. In the meantime, this Bartlett character is laughing all the way to the bank.

Er, probably both mate!

That's just the sort of catty remark you'd make! I can hear a loud whooshing noise as my comment goes over people's heads.

100% Johnny! You're alright by me pal.

While I'm with you on your fundamental point, it's HAALAND for fuck's sake! Sorry. Rant over.

Och the noo! Hoots Mon! Dinnae be a daftie.

Great shout pal. I was registered as a potential stem cell donor for many years with DKMS, an international charity dedicated to the fight against blood cancer and blood disorders. It's worth noting that DKMS accept donors up to the age of 55. Sadly, I've now passed that milestone...

Nedum Onuoha for one. Despite being consistently articulate and insightful, he's routinely ignored by the MOTD producers. The likes of Micah Richards have their place but it's more likely to be a football magazine format programme aimed squarely at your average shallow Gen Z viewer with the...

You know what they say. You can't take the **** out of Scunthorpe!

Chips in batter? Those Black Country folk are weird!

Wish I had a 10 incher... instead of this monster! ; )

Sheffield? Really Bill? I have to confess I'm quite fond of the place. Surely, there are worse places in the UK. I'll give you Hull though.

Giving in to the pedant in me, I'm going to respond to a question with another question. Are we applying any criteria? For example, your recent venture into the heart of darkness obviously brought you into contact with the revolting natives, reason alone to loathe the place. Equally though, pity...

I got chatting with a cracking lad in a bar on the harbour front the night before we played Napoli some years ago. As he started on his fifth pint he confided in me that his nickname Mo was actually an abbreviation of Mohammed and that his parents thought he was "a good Muslim" i.e. he was...