Recent content by lefty goldblatt

Seafood pasta. We've just been to our local Chinese restaurant. Busy as....90 minutes for we'd even be considered for a takeaway..... Mrs G is doing her stuff, and I've opened a Tripel Karmeliet.

Silly fucker obviously erased sick swan from his mind

That fat, hairy handed wanker Keys has just said "Oh no.......Manchester United", when Wolves have scored, in funeral tones. I thought it was impossible, but i hate him even more

New Year's Eve and New Year's Day being referred to as New Years. There's an apostrophe for a reason, you Yankee pretenders

With a G and a K in his name, he scores higher in Scrabble, but you cant use proper names, so he MUST be better than EH

Im going for one of the following Shirt not tucked in Buying a shit Christmas present for his mum New Year's resolution broken

Chelsea being allowed to avoid yellow cards with impunity

The old adage "Buy cheap, buy twice" Never heard of TCL , so just googled them,...."budget"... If you're intent on buying a TCL, make sure you get from Richer Sounds, even if it means you waiting a while, due to soick levels. When it breaks, you'll get some kind of redress with your warranty.

Surely, as a reputable company, ASDA will offer an "additional delivery notes" section on the customer's Internet order. eg Keysafe details, where the customer cant access the door easily, so the driver lets himself in. Also things such as deafness, dementia, wheelchair user and other mobility...

I know we all complain about over zealous health and safety, but as MSC said on page 1 of the thread, let Darwin take effect. I know it won't happen, but there should be a HUGE sign on that beach next December.....anybody here wanting to swim on Christmas Day, take your armbands and a Donald...

Hate the rags, spitty, rat boy and the silly twat who parks her car next me, in a 95% empty car park, even more

There were pictures on TV of the waves, that day, and stupid fuckers endanger their own lives, and that of potential rescuers, for kicks. These two people have left their wives as widows, and their children fatherless, on something nothing better than a bucket list stunt.

Only 3 days to go. Then the usual suspects get all hot under the collar, abou something that's forgotten on January 2nd.. Go on, Charlie. Do your worst.

Draculacraft

Chelsea have morphed into August rags . Comical