Recent content by Mad Eyed Screamer

Half of that info in the first link was robbed from my book cheeky twats

Green and gold you say? They'll be building a replica down at Pallet Park - they just need the council to rubber stamp the funding for it

The Chase Q. Which monarch was crowned ten years after Queen Victoria's death? A. Victoria II Q. (Name of person) played for both codes of which sport for England? A. Football

Liverpool fan wants a trophy for coming 2nd

The Premier League will announce next week that the runners up will receive a trophy. When asked if this was in response to Klopp going out with silverware the Premier League spokesperson denied it, adding it is something we've been thinking for a while. When asked if Liverpool came 3rd would...

Liverpool winning their last 4 games is the new Quadruple

A group of champaign socialists sensing the opportunity of a power grab and to turn rebellion into money - and dupe a load of mugs and the council to go along with it and finance the swindle

Exactly.

Move to Moston. You wont get that problem next to the football ground there......

Bloody Yankee auto correct on my phone

I got the train into London today and this scruffy feller gets on, no fashion sense at all and starts coughing and spluttering every 4 seconds. People were changing carriages rather than breathing in his dirty germs. Anyway, as it happens, he took his coat off and put it in the luggage rack amd...

But apart from that everything else is ok?

Absolute bollcks? I think this charming man is a great song.