Recent content by nijinsky's fetlocks

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    Islam again.

    'Religion With Two Billion Followers Found To Contain A Few Idiots' shocker.
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    ******Cricket Thread******

    I don't think we're displaying enough maturity and intellect for the sensible brigade. We clearly need to up our game. I'm off to the £50 thread for some tips.
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    ******Cricket Thread******

    Online betting mate - you can lose a fortune from your armchair. It's the way forward - I'm surprised they don't have it down south yet. And amazing as it is to believe, I'm in profit today, although I doubt it will last.
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    ******Cricket Thread******

    Indeed I do. Was the water a bit to hot for you over there? You should try it - it makes a pleasant break to have a change of scenery now and again.
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    ******Cricket Thread******

    It's clear enough - you think the sun shines out of KP's arse, therefore discussing him with you is akin to discussing Manchester United with Pat Crerand. So I'm not going to even bother - I shall leave you to your homoerotic hero-worship of a man who has undeniable talent, but also possesses...
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    ******Cricket Thread******

    So tell me why, fanboy. You said it was false, so tell me which part was false. You do understand the question I take it?
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    ******Cricket Thread******

    So complicate it for me - which part was false? Now we know you're a besotted fanboy here who think KP farts Chanel No5, but try and stay objective.
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    Simon Bates 'Our Tune'.

    Or I am. Hard to care really. Is Bates currently being Yew Tree'd?
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    Simon Bates 'Our Tune'.

    Oh give over and stop being offended-by-proxy, you humourless beige bore. If it offends you that much then report me. Or just haul your sorry ass onto the £50 thread where you can be amongst like-minded folk.
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    ******Cricket Thread******

    It's all gone way beyond boring now - there were faults on both sides - KP acted like a dick, but the cricketing hierarchy handled the whole thing incredibly badly. It's time to move on, not reopen old wounds to score brownie points, and to be perfectly honest I'm sick of hearing what is...
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    Manic Street Preachers

    Not a fan of 'Gold Against The Soul' really - 'Generation Terrorists' was superb, as was 'The Holy Bible', but for me personally the band died the day Richey Edwards hurled himself off a motorway bridge.
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    Kate Pregnant Again

    I know, but I was too busy watching the dogs shagging. My mate held her wkd whilst she had a wee, and he's going to put it on Youtube.
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    Kate Pregnant Again

    I would love to give Pippa Middleton a pearl necklace.
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    Kate Pregnant Again

    No it isn't. It's the natural outcome of unprotected human coitus. Now if she'd had an aardvark, or a chinchilla, that would have been interesting, but sadly 'Two Human Beings Fuck And Produce A Smaller Human Being' isn't really newsworthy.
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    Kate Pregnant Again

    Where's King Herod when you need him? I do love watching all the royal forelock tuggers falling over themselves and getting giddy though. It's rather quaint. That said, I wouldn't mind a go on her sister.
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