Stan Collymore

[BlueHammer85]

Needs to come off Twitter and out the limelight for his own mental well-being

 

[Blue Til Death]

He’s the epitome of a failed has been player who can’t shut his bitter mouth...
The clowns who employ him are no better...!

 

[SWP's back]

Every time this thread is bumped I have a glimmer of hope when I open the page.

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

 

[SWP's back]

Ha.

 

[Clevers]

Excellent. Pity they didn't manage to get dogging in there.

 

[Impeccable One]

Excellent. Pity they didn't manage to get dogging in there.

It’s too crowded for dogging, and very public. Also, I didn’t see many females.

FYI : Most dogging occurs close to or in car parks associated with a park, trail or forrest (not speaking from personal experience of course).

 

[BlueAnorak]

Collymore will be absolutely fuming.

Brilliant. Less minutes per trophy than anyone else.

 

[GeorgeHeslop'sTackle.]

Brilliant. Less minutes per trophy than anyone else.

Poor old Stanley would run a mile, shitting himself, if Benjamin came looking for him. The cowardly fkr only
feels like a “Mr Big” when he’s knocking women, of half his weight and size, about.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

http://photos.app.goo.gl/R8aUZngsXS8pszM4A

Just found a great Christmas gift for Stanloi

Keeps his head warm
Has a built in torch, so his hands can be occupied "in other activities" in darkness

Winner, winner