Lucas Paquetá

[Keeper!]

It has been a long time which suggests there is evidence to be investigated.I wouldn't be assuming he'll be found innocent and with it dragging on when it gets towards the end of the season we might be wise to be looking elsewhere.

Sadly that will be the case, not a good situation for all parties.

 

[Keeper!]

No moos is good moos.

Maybe they have put it out to pasture!

 

[Keeper!]

Cow-ards, the lot of them.

Foraging about far too much.

 

[TonyM]

Dairy dairy me

 

[Keeper!]

Dairy dairy me

Now your just milking it

 

[TonyM]

Now your just milking it

Too cheesy I know.

 

[Keeper!]

Too cheesy I know.

Feta me!

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Looks like we've had a few Legen-dairy cowmedians on this thread.

Talking of Paqueta, no udder West Ham players interest me.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Are these rumours true, or is it just Red Tops churning out the same old shit.

 

[FMwkdsoul]

Do enjoy watching him play though.