Phrases once common you rarely hear today

[johnny crossan]

Vompit

Vimpto ha ha vg.

 

[Vienna_70]

Vimpto ha ha vg.

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[johnny crossan]

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[ysmsa]

Red and Gold until we're sold!

 

[Franny 1234]

In reference to a guy being gay.
He's a shirt lifter.
In reference to a lady with stick out ripples.
Nips like dockers rivets.
A guy with a big cock
He's hung like a donkey.

 

[city2]

You don’t get many of them in a pound

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

You very rarely hear "Knock Knock" jokes nowadays.

Still a staple with my youngest!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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Cisco Systems did exactly that in the noughties!
Brand police got fed up, lol.

 

[HorlocksWalk]

A few more Bullworker sessions and I am entering Mr Universe

 

[JULES]

Rodney...you plonker
smells like a hindus jockstrap

 

[FinallyGoodwin]

Harder than a cats head.

 

[MillisleBlue]

Eat porridge cos “it’ll put hairs on yer chest like cat-gut”.

A means of expressing extreme hunger - “I cud ate the scabs off a scabby dog’s back”.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Eat porridge cos “it’ll put hairs on yer chest like cat-gut”.

A means of expressing extreme hunger - “I cud ate the scabs off a scabby dog’s back”.

I could eat a scabby donkey with rickets between two piss sodden mattresses

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You'll eat what you're given and like it............

 

[Franny 1234]

Never in a month of Sundays

 

[Bri1975]

Dickweed

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

Div to describe an idiot.

 

[city2]

Anyone fancy a game of marbles

 

[Tuearts right boot]

If ever I broke anything my mum called me. ' ham fisted '

 

[Vienna_70]

Never in a month of Sundays

I still use it.