Joke thread

[SCEtoAUX]

Oxtail soup.

I think it's Dr. Dre.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[bladdered]

 

[Uwe`s Grandad]

 

[bladdered]

A 73 year old woman was in court yesterday for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show last week.

She was let off with a caution but was awarded first prize for best dried bush arrangement.

 

[Sam101]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Whatever turns her on, eh?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[dickie davies]

 

[JASR]

 

[Sam101]

 

[bridgeno1]

 

[Harrilew]

Quite nervous for the big game tonight. It’s by far the biggest match PSG have had since I started supporting them this morning.

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Where can you buy dolphins at a retail park? Toolcetacean.

 

[blue44]

 

[Eaststander1]

At least the minister for cuts seems to be on the ball ....

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

Not a joke, but why did Nicola Sturgeon’s ex need two Dyson hair dryers when he is bald, and why multiple Swiss army knives when they all have all the tools they need in one?