Joke thread

[Maintainin]

 

[Bill Walker]

This morning, I was walking down the street and I was hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a french horn.

I think it was an orchestrated attack.

 

[Zubrman]

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Not keane on any of them.

 

[Vienna_70]

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Where’s the dog wanker?

 

[Vienna_70]

What is the most dangerous part of a car?




The nut holding the wheel.

 

[Bill Walker]

I hired a handyman earlier today and gave him 6 things to do.

When I got back he only did 1, 3, and 5.

Turns out he only does odd jobs

 

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[i kne albert davy]

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Bet that didn't finish until he was 50.