Joke thread

[Lou Antony Morris]

 

[Vienna_70]

My former partner at Royal Mail once told me that his uncle and Sutcliffe were best mates, when they were teenagers.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

This had me crying with laughter a few years back....just found it again ; )

 

[nalari]

Shania Twain has started a landscaping business. That Don't Impress Me Mulch.

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Uwe Already]

I buy all my furniture and bathroom fittings from a local Chinese restaurant.

Last night I ordered a Suite and Shower

 

[Ho Chi Man City]

I buy all my furniture and bathroom fittings from a local Chinese restaurant.

Last night I ordered a Suite and Shower

Uwe, been posted, you’ve guessed it!

Like many more on here the “jokes” are just regurgitated internet nonsense, some originally funny some a good way off, those being forwarded should have a tag to say it’s plagiarism, couple of posters will be fooked.

Anyway, anyone heard of the retarded dwarf? He wasn’t big and he wasn’t clever.

 

[TravisBickle]

This had me crying with laughter a few years back....just found it again ; )

Bet a few of those balls are still flying through space lol