Joke thread

[Lou Antony Morris]

 

[Vienna_70]

My former partner at Royal Mail once told me that his uncle and Sutcliffe were best mates, when they were teenagers.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

This had me crying with laughter a few years back....just found it again ; )

 

[nalari]

Shania Twain has started a landscaping business. That Don't Impress Me Mulch.

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Uwe Already]

I buy all my furniture and bathroom fittings from a local Chinese restaurant.

Last night I ordered a Suite and Shower

 

[Ho Chi Man City]

I buy all my furniture and bathroom fittings from a local Chinese restaurant.

Last night I ordered a Suite and Shower

Uwe, been posted, you’ve guessed it!

Like many more on here the “jokes” are just regurgitated internet nonsense, some originally funny some a good way off, those being forwarded should have a tag to say it’s plagiarism, couple of posters will be fooked.

Anyway, anyone heard of the retarded dwarf? He wasn’t big and he wasn’t clever.

 

[TravisBickle]

This had me crying with laughter a few years back....just found it again ; )

Bet a few of those balls are still flying through space lol

 

[Uwe Already]

Uwe, been posted, you’ve guessed it!

Like many more on here the “jokes” are just regurgitated internet nonsense, some originally funny some a good way off, those being forwarded should have a tag to say it’s plagiarism, couple of posters will be fooked.

Anyway, anyone heard of the retarded dwarf? He wasn’t big and he wasn’t clever.

Steady there, you think this thread is all original content? :) Generally, something reminds me of a joke or I see a joke I like and share it, pretty sure that’s how it should work.

I went to see Jack Dee a couple of months ago, wasn’t much in the act I hadn’t heard before, apart from the historical society wanting to put a blue plaque on his house for the guy who discovered syphilis, but was still good entertainment

Anyway, heard the one about the 7’2” law professor? He was big and he was clever! :D (not sure if I’ve made that one up or not, probably as it’s a bit crap)

 

[sir baconface]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Sam101]

Samuel L Jackson has finally passed his driving test and will now just be known as Samuel Jackson.

 

[bladdered]

The inventor of the sexual innuendo died suddenly last week. I understand his wife is taking it really hard.

 

[noseve]

Not a joke, but this just popped up in my sidebar :-)

 

[Sam101]

I just got a job as a cuckoo in a cuckoo clock.

It’s not the best job in the world, but it gets me out of the house.

 

[bladdered]

 

[Ho Chi Man City]

The inventor of the sexual innuendo died suddenly last week. I understand his wife is taking it really hard.

As Samantha says (if you know, you know), “there’s nothing better than going to the cinema to watch a horror film, sitting on the back row and getting the willies for 90 minutes”.