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Is it necessary for any gay footballers to 'come out' and say so? Are straight folk really that bothered?

People leaving no more than a spit full of orange juice/milk in the bottle. My missus who opens a new bag of chicken nuggets/waffles/potatoes etc before using the other one up. DVDs/CDs left out of their boxes.

Re: Lets have a chat thread A goats neck is longer I think, but maybe not long enough to stop it from being knocked out.

Re: Lets have a chat thread Hawkwind Do hawks get wind?

Re: Lets have a chat thread I know i'm not the only one who's thought of this!

Re: Lets have a chat thread A swan or a sheep. Which would be easiest to knock out with a single punch? I think a sheep would be easiest. A swans neck is more floppy and I believe this could absorb the fists impact. A sheeps head is more boney and the short neck would probably struggle to...

I've never been. Friends are amazed that I've managed to resist its smoky charms, reasonable prices and oh so pleasant locals.

A dog keeps getting out near me. It's some sort if bull terrier thing and it seems like a nice enough friendly dog jumping up and down at folk and being generally giddy. It got out when me and my six year old were out playing and it scared the shut out of him. I took it back to the owners house...

Good goal from Mario. Should make a bid in the summer.........

No beef burritos but had pulled pork enchiladas instead. Nice!

Wedding ring only. Tad snapped three times and ive fixed it at work so it's not in the best nick. My missus suggested buying a new one but then it wouldn't be my wedding ring, would it?

My missus bought me a seiko for Christmas. I wanted something which looked nice but not flashy. It should last too.

Local Chinese takeout. Was shit. For some reason it's feels like someone's trying to chisel the top of my head off this morning. Probably all the chems in the food cos I've not had a beer for a while. I'm hoping for beef burritos later.

If I wanted to get home I'd go Grylls. If I wanted to survive while they found me, Mears.

Watching The Hangover 2. Anybody taken it from a Thai ladyboy after a heavy sesh?

Veruca James looks prettier without all the slap.

Yeah that's me at the 1997 Trades and Labour annual knees up. I must've been wasted to get the hob cleaner out!

I bought a bottle of pop at the ground and the lass wouldn't give me the bottle. I was allowed to bring one in from outside the ground tho. Strange.

I was always told that If your cold your not running enough. That's why it's acceptable for keepers to wear them padded trousers.

Fucking hell! I have a few jars and turn into Kim and Aggie!!