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Alain Delon - noted actor died at 88. A very good looking man he graced the French film industry for many years often alongside Jean Paul Belmondo. Best films were Rocco and his brothers, Borsalino and Plein Soleil. He did several Hollywood productions too. (Airport and Texas across the river...

Thing is it's now very difficult to fail A levels - with a 97.2% pass rate. Gold standard? I really doubt it. 50 years ago the pass rate was about 65% in most subjects and over half the pass students achieved the lower 2 grades (D and E). And don't get me started on those mickey mouse degree...

Is there life on mars?? Just on Saturday nights.

Legal alien eh? Were you sponsored by Sting or Quentin Crisp?

The grim reaper came for me last night. Scary! But I managed to fend him off with my vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death

3 women were discussing their pregnancies at the ante natal clinic. The brunette says that she was on top at the conception so she's confident that her baby will be a boy. The redhead states that she was underneath and so is expecting a girl. The blonde looks worried and sighs "I'm having a...

Man walks into a bar and says loudly "Bartender 6 shots - line 'em up!" Barkeep replies "Wow 6 shots - " what's the occasion?" Guy replies "1st blow job." Barman then pours him a 7th shot and says "Congrats man - this one's on me." Guy replies "Man if 6 shots can't get the taste out of my mouth...

Ploughing through a decent box set eg Game of Thrones, The Sopranos, Better Call Saul, Penny Dreadful, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (full US raunchy version - not the anaemic BBC cut one).

Way better than not waking up for a piss in the night.

I do remember years back a scruffy street urchin 2/3 roads away from Maine Road approaching a guy in a posh estate car with this request. The toff replied "Piss off sonny - don't need you - I've got a big German shepherd in the back" Said urchin responded "Does he put out fires boss?"

The stupid mongoloid quiz team and the female presenter that advertises Gala bingo on the Chase. However that got the green light I'll never know.

Not a patch on the London opening ceremony in 2012 directed by Danny Boyle at one third of the cost. He showed very well our nation's heritage (historical, scientific, sporting, social). Parts of Paris were okay (Parkour - extreme running over rooftops, Les Mis extracts re the revolution...

I've booked for 10 days to Sunny Beach in Bulgaria in September. Seems cheap enough. Anyone been? Any tips?

At the very lowest point in the Maicolm Allinson managership when he bought a staggering number of unachieving players (eg as captain Stephanovic - couldn't speak a word of English, Crystal Palace reserve teenager for £250,000 etc). A disillusioned City supporter placed an advert in the MEN...

Hula hoops Yo yos Davy Crockett hats 3 D glasses (things came out of the screen towards you) winkle pickers liberty boddices

All previous posts refer to his excellent comedy monologues but Newheart also appeared in straight acting roles in feature films, often with a comedy slant. They include the war film Hell is for Heroes (starring Steve McQueen and Bobby Darin), Catch 22, In and Out and as Papa Elf in Elf.

I've hired a joiner to make a custom double bed but he's done a bunk. Sigh - It's just one thing on top of another.

Grip your shaft tightly, tee up your balls and swing both ways. Golf tips??

Wouldn't like to let these two go too soon. Shades of Cole Palmer who's now on the fringe of the full England team and Ferran Torrens an established Spanish international!

You've all missed out the City ex-player whose brother was a very famous Hollywood film star. Think about it - Ypu give up? .........Imre Veradi!! But who's his brother?...........Ollie Veradi!