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I married an English girl, can't complain. Went through a lot of shit ones first though, could rattle off a list of complaints, none to do with appearance. None of them were fake in any way, although one had a tattoo. You have to look for what you want and know how to get it when you see it...

....best for lurid tan sounds like an advert for something they use on TOWIE

I agree with 5th ave, you normally have to try NOT to pull, quality is debatable at best though, unless you like a good slapper in which case it's probably heaven. Tell a bird you've just joined the army and you'll be out of there like a shot I've never done 42s but I can't imagine it's as bad...

Short memory - this clip was in March - up until we beat utd at Wembley and Arsenal capitulated in the league, we were heading for a tight fight with Spurs for fourth place and an exit from the FA Cup at our first major hurdle. The rest is history - although it's spooky how we keep picking up...

Reduced to one week after Gordon Taylor wades in

It's not that big though is it? And a sign of the times. Nobody stays in one area of London any more. It's down to quarters, north/east/south/west, or maybe eighths if you live in Brixton

Seasons in the top flight was surprising, the gap not as big as I was expecting. Shows how weak they were outside the Prem years I guess. Is that top 20 points adjusted for 2/3 points for a win?

So will FCUM be, or at least, that's the plan on both sides, and they can't be without their own ground. Although judging by the way Claremont Road has recovered since Maine Road was bulldozed, why anyone in a built-up area would want a football stadium building near their house, I have no idea...

I get your point but personally I prefer the ones who don't look like they're made of plastic... I don't think any amount of money would change that. Joe seems to like the shorties. VERY shorties Don't tell Nige that his wife looks scarily like him and shouldn't wear outfits that show off her...

What's the point of that article?

His Inter team didn't have an English player in it so was obviously much better. Chelsea didn't win the European Cup, although I thought they were roughly treated by referees to the point where you had to smell a conspiracy. Any team that relies on Frank Lampard to score that many goals is...

Me too. It didn't sound like anything on TV, couldn't hear "easy easy" at all. Definitely heard "we'll score when we want" though, very funny, and they showed the Poznan after our first goal. Didn't show it after their second, that must've been superb

El Rincon? The food's fantastic and so's the atmosphere, but it's not the sort of place I'd ever expect to find a footballer. Maybe the Spanish ones....

Excellent spot that man.

Nothing he said in that clip above wasn't fair comment. We WERE boring last season. It didn't stop us winning most of our games though. And the FA Cup. And joint second place (third on GD). And this season, we are reaping the rewards of having a fucking good manager now that we've bought a...

What is this, 2004?

If you don't stare at it, and they don't point it in your eye, what's the problem? It's not like it's going to have a sniper with an assault rifle at the other end. Next the players'll be complaining about the grass irritating their sinuses. -- Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:55 pm -- It's not the eyes...

They can do what they like. It's not going to stop us. It didn't stop Chelsea.

+1 Sing it at our equals, and Everton, but not at those who are striving to survive, it's just cruel. Even when they're shit to us, which Wolves fans have been on many, many occasions, it's the done thing to just smile and shake the loser's hand. Even Fergie managed that. It hurts them more...

HTFC?