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No arguments from me about reducing the auto-payout culture and if someone gets a payout from a paper cut or swinging on their chair like a primary schoolchild, I would be utterly astonished if they won. But frankly, flea bites are a fucking menace. If I'd told my employer that there were fleas...

Nothing wrong with Android. Your phone might suck but that's not the fault of Google. Works fine in Dolphin HD browser on my Desire. I have Flash installed, maybe that's your problem?

Prestwich, I understand your (and Dunphy's) point but it's not exactly relevant to Given for whom it was abundantly clear that he would not get his first team place back but was still required by City as a reserve. He was not made redundant.

Doesn't refusing to answer the question he already said he wouldn't answer count as putting him in his place?

You mean micromanage our staff better. That's not his job. It would be if he was manager of a little team, like Villa or Stoke. It's his job to manage a bloody big team, which includes the coaching staff; it's their job to improve the players they coach, and to explain what they're doing wrong...

It's the secret paedo/rapist/murder entertainment agenda. Give em a little bit of what they fancy and they will stop short of doing the real thing. They should teach BDSM in schools and touch on utd.

Of the sky.

@panther I had to smile at the bluntness of the officials after the recent mine collapses when they were fielding questions about H&S. "Mining is a dangerous job."

You need to read more carefully. It's not unimaginable to think anything, including whether a deity does or does not exist. Thinking and believing it doesn't make it true. It's unimaginable that anything has absolute certainty. That doesn't stop anyone thinking or believing it, or not. I...

It's been out for months. Something to do with Sky Sports, as I understand it.

It's terrible that we have laws in place to protect workers and employers are bastards for following them.

They probably could - and if they're renting, why would the leaseholder not want to 'double' the rental income? It's this daft English thing about needing to own your own property I suppose.

The Moomins. The 1980s TV adaptation of Alice In Wonderland. Later in life, I took acid.

I read this as an Austin joke until I wondered about the significance of the tunnel It still worked Man got caught fucking a princess.... got his dick stuck in the exhaust

No, but I used to be bald.

Just wait til we play em.

Ignorance is bliss. NEXT

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Racist!

That's a fallacious argument.