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An Irishman went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another Irish...

I'm not bigging him up. He does that enough himself! ps Hi Asa, ;-)

It's their 5th selection in a Lucky 31 Lucky 31 - 5 selections - 1x 5-way Accumulator 5x Fourfolds 10x Trebles 10x doubles 5x Singles = 3 1bets

Go and see my cousin Asa at Sandra's. He is there until Friday 27th. He's the singer off the show and a City fan. Usually does Blue Moon and/or Singing the Blues.

Gastroenteritis is an umbrella term for any inflammation of the stomach and/or small intestine. It is generally used by doctors who cannot make an accurate diagnosis. It is not a disease in itself, rather a symptom. So it can be caused by food poisoning, bacteria, virus, parasite or even an...

Thanks for the replies guys. I connected a cable to the earth in the upstairs switch down to the consumer unit and did a continuity test between the earth and the main earth - Nothing (except a little spark). So looks like the the upstairs lights are not earthed.

I am doing a bit of work on my house and have taken down a partition wall in the hall. It housed a double throw light switch for the landing light. When checking the upstairs switch to find which cable was common I noticed that the earth cable has a current - it makes my neon screwdriver...

All we are saying is give Pearce a chance

Thank fuck for that. He's the fucking worst one. Has given us nothing since 1999

You seriously should be banned for posting that.

I did one of those whilst visiting my mate in Nottingham. He was at Uni there and lived in a big communal house with about 15 other students. I had not checked if it had flushed away, I just washed my hands and left. Anyway this girl in the house gets the blame for it and gets the nick-name...

You think wrong.

So folk don't have to click on the Daily Mail link.

Great start for me. Had Crack Away Jack EW at 50/1

Currently 10/1 for 3 places at Will Hill.

http://www.pavingexpert.com/resin.htm All about resin. They do look the business. Will be getting mine done when I finish on my house.

Resin bonded gravel

Had a text off my tipster. 2:20 Pontefract - Hits Only Jude EW No further info given which is unusual so I have backed to place (3) at 3.25 with Will Hill