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Why do the interviewers keep harping on about United conceding three goals? It’s only happened 24 times in just over two seasons for gods sake.

Two games to go for Erik. A new plan beckons.

I want them to get battered every match they play.

“It’s a huge night for United” say the commentary. How true you can’t beat the Thursday night European competition.

Take a look at City’s youth team against your lot in the semi final of the youth cup. Down to ten men after about two minutes and lost to a last minute injury time winner. Which team did the cheating and shithousing? Have a look and come back to me. Runs right through every age group and even...

You’re talking to a real football fan of almost sixty years who has seen awful decisions against your shower of cheats going back to Jeff Blockley. Look it up sunshine. And who am I replying to?

Show me the Atletico one. He didn’t exactly do a Saka did he? And don’t try to patronise me you arsehole. Also in response to players cheating we have bought players with reputations and it has been removed from their game. Rosler, Mahrez and Jesus for starters. Amazing how it has crept back...

You can't can you? You must be a liar, following legoheads example. Following your rancid clubs example. Have you fucked off yet?

Show me some examples you fuckwit. Otherwise just fuck off and keep fucking off until there's nowhere left to fuck off to.

Don't get me started on Lautaro Martinez. The trouble is that people see one good game and think it's the norm. Any player needs to be watched over time against different opponents in different situations and once a big fee has been paid you're stuck with them. It's easy to choose player X and a...

Bovril every match

Watched him again tonight and still don't see the superstar everyone goes on about. Maybe it's me picking the wrong matches to watch.

Player in red gets sent off for a knee high lunge. Wins appeal. Player sent off for knee high lunge against red team. Receives extra two match ban for swearing and miraculously misses a game against another team who plays in red. Move along, nothing to see here.

Their goals are things of beauty. Lump it into the mixer, pile in on the goalkeeper and clogger centre back finishes it off. Real sophisticated football.

Didn't even miss a training session.

£40m cheaper than Plodder. Let that sink in.

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71 minutes, keeper down again

Just turned on to see how the cheats are going on in the UEFA Youth League. 65 minutes gone, 1-0 up and the goalkeeper and full back have just gone down with injuries. The rest on the half way line having a love in. Clear and organised.