Joke thread

[horlock_was_super]

There was a race in Alaska between two men, one on a sled with a team of huskies, and the other in a 4x4.

The man on the sled won. He was mush faster.

Three - yes three! - fucking three bastard times I read that before I got it!!
You twat!

 

[Blue Llama]

Three - yes three! - fucking three bastard times I read that before I got it!!
You twat!
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Twice for me.

 

[goalmole]

There was a race in Alaska between two men, one on a sled with a team of huskies, and the other in a 4x4.

The man on the sled won. He was mush faster.

When is your next self imposed absence?

 

[goalmole]

Three - yes three! - fucking three bastard times I read that before I got it!!
You twat!
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Was it worth the effort?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Bovril and Camp coffee are virtually indistinguishable.

It's the same with chalk 'n cheese. Yer ask for a cheese sandwich in the Northern Quarter and it tastes all chalky!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Bovril and Camp coffee are virtually indistinguishable.

You do know that you have to add water to them........

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Bovril every match

 

[Lavinda Past]

When is your next self imposed absence?

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When is your next self imposed absence?

Was it self imposed, really !!