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Ah, Cricket. I almost woke from a slumber when it was on.

I will raise you a Brummie, a Scouser and a Geordie.

Just back. Travelling, stopped in a pub about 100 miles from dipperville. About 20 of them sat round a tele. Watching Liverpool warm up. Got a pint and sat near. Excuse me is that Salah and Mane ? Yes it is. Oh, I didn't recognize them standing up.....Pause.......No it is them............ Hey ho.

And he painted plastic fans with plastic scarves and hats was going with a second verse but couldn't think of what rhymes with hats :)

My thoughts exactly.

Just read a report in the MUEN on the sick swan. How Edwin VDS never saved that last goal is a mystery.

GO GO GO County.

Tease her ?

City Hamilton Accies West Ham Sunderland Rochdale.

See we have a derby match at the swamp coming up. Then we play Chelsea the day after at Wembley. May get a result at the cycle rack but, I think Keith Hackets reffing at Wembley . May lose that by the odd goal.

Last Farewell.......Roger Whittaker/ Elvis. Always on my mind.......Willie Nelson Midnight Special............CCR (added in case someone puts it up on here ) Only you.......Flying Pickets Hey there lonely girl.......Eddie Holman Not sure if uncool but the greatest song ever...

Theres a song by England Dan and John Ford Coley called Really want to see you tonite. For years I used to sing...I'm not talking about Marillion instead of I'm not talking about moving in...............blaming being deaf in one ear after Northern Ireland.

Only see Father Ted when this plays.

Only because he signed for Chelsea.

Not sure yet ? Gone to VAR.

Tell that to the Morons who think dicky dyke is the best player evoh.

Jim fixed it for him.

I know the wife has a thing in the bedroom that wobbles about.

Pussies

One of the earliest ones I recall was.........Who said City couldn't play City couldn't play City couldn't play...